Amilcare wrote:I was just wondering if anyone has recently had a reading comprehension test?Y'all would likely fail it. As a final shot, try reading this and figure out how it applies to music:
Dude, this is just a Tuba related Board, cool? If you want to be an intellectual, try going somewhere else.
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A few years ago, I played for an orchestra that had a theme concert about the sea. They entitled the concert "Anchors Away!" AND on their very expensive, full-color posters they had a picture of the SS Normandie. Clearly, they did not run this by anyone who knew anything about maritime history.
* The original poster will get the French connection to the SS Normandie.
Mark wrote:A few years ago, I played for an orchestra that had a theme concert about the sea. ... AND on their very expensive, full-color posters they had a picture of the SS Normandie.
Perhaps they were anticipating a more interesting performance than you thought...
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
Mark wrote:A few years ago, I played for an orchestra that had a theme concert about the sea. ... AND on their very expensive, full-color posters they had a picture of the SS Normandie.
Perhaps they were anticipating a more interesting performance than you thought...
That may be why they thought they could throw the anchors away ...
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
Mark wrote:A few years ago, I played for an orchestra that had a theme concert about the sea. ... AND on their very expensive, full-color posters they had a picture of the SS Normandie.
Perhaps they were anticipating a more interesting performance than you thought...
That may be why they thought they could throw the anchors away ...
I guess that's better than sending them to the bottom of New York Harbor.