In Kentucky, there aren't too many people hang-gliding.
Ol' Zeek decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge--into the wind he goes!
Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing talkin bout the good ol days when maw spots the biggest bird she ever seen!
"Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims.
Paw raises up," Git my gun, Maw."
She runs into the house, brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops.
"I think ya missed him, Paw," she says.
"Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of ol' Zeek!"
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Some of my favorite Jeff Foxworthy jokes:
You can tell you're a redneck if you find yourself climbing the city water tower with a bucket of paint and a brush in order to defend your sister's honor.
You can tell you're a redneck if your porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
You can tell you're a redneck if your richest relative buys a new house and you have to go over and help take the wheels off of it.
You can tell you're a redneck if you find yourself climbing the city water tower with a bucket of paint and a brush in order to defend your sister's honor.
You can tell you're a redneck if your porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
You can tell you're a redneck if your richest relative buys a new house and you have to go over and help take the wheels off of it.
