I find silly songs to be the staff of life. Can't get enough of them.
Was listening to Adam Sandler's "Piece of Sh#* Car" recording today for the 500th time. That tune slays me.
Colonel Bogey March
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tubatooter1940
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Brassdad
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Back in college we had an Army ROTC program. No I didn't take the classes...I didn't want to over shoot their grading curve.
But a guy I knew demonstrated that you can sing the Marine Corps Hymn to the tune of "My darling Clemintine". Very funny and sometimes I sing it that way and can't remember the right tune.
Oh, as pay back I taught him this song (sung to Pop goes the weasle)
I don't wanna go out on a date
I stay away from danger
I sit all alone and play with myself
I'm an Army Ranger
ah interservice rivalries.....
But a guy I knew demonstrated that you can sing the Marine Corps Hymn to the tune of "My darling Clemintine". Very funny and sometimes I sing it that way and can't remember the right tune.
Oh, as pay back I taught him this song (sung to Pop goes the weasle)
I don't wanna go out on a date
I stay away from danger
I sit all alone and play with myself
I'm an Army Ranger
ah interservice rivalries.....New Breed, Old Breed! It doesn't matter so long as it's the Marine Breed!
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tubatooter1940
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tubatooter1940
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How 'bout something with a fish theme?
There is a great song by Pinkard and Bowden that I purloined with my tape recorder off "The John Boy and Billy Big Show". We, The Creekers, are going to cover it on our "Many Recent Upgrades"c.d. being recorded now. With eight origionals by John Reno and four covers in the album, this one made the cut because we needed a "G" rated silly song.
"Seafood Love" by Pinkard and Bowden
1.I was the cook-she was the "food service representative".
Down at good ole Fly Creek Cafe.
Somewhere 'tween the clam dip and the, seaweed salad, some little shrimp just lured her away.
[chorus]
Well I lobster, and never flounder. He wrapped his line around her, and drove her off in his carp. I lobster and never flounder. I octopuss his face in. He'll only break her heart.
2. I said just squid and leave me for that, piano tuna, if you wanna trout someone new. She was the bass I ever had and now my life has no porpoise. Oh my cod I love her yes I do.
[repeat chorus]
3. (spoken) I swordfish she'd come back to me. I'd show her a whale of a time. She'd probably pull that-not tonight, baby, I got a haddock.
I've kelp, her picture in my walleye-just for the hallibut. I wonder if she's kelp, my picture in her perch. I you think you're losing your herring and that this song really smelt, maybe we better end it before you go into a state of shark. If we get outta here alive, it'll be a mackerel but frankly, scallop, I don't give a clam.
[chorus]
There is a great song by Pinkard and Bowden that I purloined with my tape recorder off "The John Boy and Billy Big Show". We, The Creekers, are going to cover it on our "Many Recent Upgrades"c.d. being recorded now. With eight origionals by John Reno and four covers in the album, this one made the cut because we needed a "G" rated silly song.
"Seafood Love" by Pinkard and Bowden
1.I was the cook-she was the "food service representative".
Down at good ole Fly Creek Cafe.
Somewhere 'tween the clam dip and the, seaweed salad, some little shrimp just lured her away.
[chorus]
Well I lobster, and never flounder. He wrapped his line around her, and drove her off in his carp. I lobster and never flounder. I octopuss his face in. He'll only break her heart.
2. I said just squid and leave me for that, piano tuna, if you wanna trout someone new. She was the bass I ever had and now my life has no porpoise. Oh my cod I love her yes I do.
[repeat chorus]
3. (spoken) I swordfish she'd come back to me. I'd show her a whale of a time. She'd probably pull that-not tonight, baby, I got a haddock.
I've kelp, her picture in my walleye-just for the hallibut. I wonder if she's kelp, my picture in her perch. I you think you're losing your herring and that this song really smelt, maybe we better end it before you go into a state of shark. If we get outta here alive, it'll be a mackerel but frankly, scallop, I don't give a clam.
[chorus]
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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iiipopes
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