Genius, or super-genius?

[JCalkin]

Urinals, in general, stink of urine FAR more than 99% of the toilet bowls that are used by standing (ie: "real") men.

The PRIMARY function of urinals in PUBLIC mens' restrooms is expedition, NOT sanitation. (Take a close look at the urinals and the floors under them.)

Of course, there's these things:
http://www.falconwaterfree.com/flash.htm
Waterfree urinals: making the environment healthier... with the exception of men's restrooms, which get LESS healthier. Feh.

[OldsRecording]

Further, I don't ride side-saddle, and - quite often - I often PEE OUTSIDE.
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As long as you don't pee into the wind.

[Kevin Hendrick]

Further, I don't ride side-saddle, and - quite often - I often PEE OUTSIDE.
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As long as you don't pee into the wind.

Nobody needs a shower that much!

[Rick Denney]

This reminds me of a punch line to an old Aggie joke: "Well, at the University of Texas, they teach us not to pee on our hands."

I've heard that joke many (many, many, many) times, and I have to say that I think you heard it wrong. Must have gotten confused in the translation to Rice University geek-speak.

Here it is, properly told:

An Aggie and a Teasip both used the restroom at the same time. The Teasip carefully washed his hands, but the Aggie didn't. The Teasip adopted the usual superior tone, and haughtily informed the Aggie, "At UT, we learned to wash our hands after using the restroom."

"Well," replied the Aggie, "at A&M we learned not to piss on our hands."

Rick "thinking it's not terribly complimentary either way" Denney

[tubatooter1940]

Further, I don't ride side-saddle, and - quite often - I often PEE OUTSIDE.
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As long as you don't pee into the wind.

Don't pee uphill,either. It'll run back on your shoes.

[SplatterTone]

On the bidet ...
I have considered one of those two gallon pump up sprayers.
Only considered it.
Not actually done it.
So far.

[Rick F]

Here's some easy toilet cleaning instructions:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid).

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and 'rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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Signed...

The Dog

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