SHSTM, hie thee to your local video rental establishment and procure for yourself and your friends the movie "The Jerk", starring Steve Martin. Better still, buy a copy off of ebay or amazon. You'll be glad you did! Everything everyone else here is posting will make no sense to you until you've seen this (hilariousSHS Tubamaster wrote:MellowSmokeMan wrote:
And this lamp and this ping-pong paddle. That's all I need. Oh, I need this ashtray...
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And no thanks necessary, really. If you ever get rich & famous, you'll send me a postcard.
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Joe Baker, who was born a poor black child.