Mark wrote:This is worth a look too. I think it might be interesting to have "free agency". Imagine a "New York Yankees" version of an orchestra, where management is willing to pay whatever it takes to get the best musicians. There would be no auditions in the traditional sense. Scouts would go to concerts around the world, pick the best musicians and offer them a salary they couldn't refuse. If they didn't work out, they would be replaced. I could see salaries for the top musicians easily topping a million dollars.
Maybe you're on to something, Mark--if only there were something to
see at a symphony concert. Maybe a commentator would help--a la Peter Schickele. "Wait--wait--look at the second horn! I can't believe it! He's going to use his spit valve..."
I'd much rather go to an opera than a symphony concert any day. If I want to simply
listen to something, I'll buy the CD--it's cheaper--and the sound is better than at most seats in a concert hall. And I don't have to put up with the chatter or stinky perfume or elbows from the people sitting nearby.
I might change my opinion if the symphony added a puppet show...
..and I can't stand the public professional sports welfare program either...