Finish the Limericks

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:34 pm

tubatooter1940 wrote:"When Yuba played his tuba in Arruba[sic],"

You could hear his low notes up in Cuba

KevinMadden · Post by **KevinMadden** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:34 pm

wchoc86 wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:"When Yuba played his tuba in Arruba[sic],"
You could hear his low notes up in Cuba
but Castro got pissed.

and raised up his fist

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:37 pm

And sent for Jim Self to come play his fluba.

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:00 pm

single parenthood being quite faddish.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:16 pm

Scooby Tuba wrote:
MikeMason wrote:
the elephant wrote:There once was a pregnant radish,
single parenthood being quite faddish.
Quite bitter when sliced...

Or salted and diced

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:31 pm

There once was a [locked] thread called "Limericks"

KevinMadden · Post by **KevinMadden** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:33 pm

Tubaing wrote:There once was a [locked] thread called "Limericks"

with some naughty rhymes by some dimwits

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:41 pm

About a man from Nantucket
(aaauugh!)

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:43 pm

SplatterTone wrote:About a man from Nantucket
(aaauugh!)

Who ate from a bucket

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:53 pm

KevinMadden wrote:
Tubaing wrote:
SplatterTone wrote:with some naughty rhymes by some dimwits
About a man from Nantucket
Tubaing wrote:Who ate from a bucket

and who's posting schlepporello did nix!

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:54 pm

There once was a man with 6 fingers and a thumb.

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:19 am

But he showed them his stuff

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:07 am

Sorry -- off on a tangent here -- after reading the current thread on the W-M tubas:

There once was a player named Clyde
Who just couldn't master a slide
But he could buzz quite well
And pitch he could tell
So he up and acquired an ophicleide!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:46 am

Tubaing wrote:There once was a man with 6 fingers and a thumb.

Scooby Tuba wrote:That many thought dextrous, but exceedingly dumb...

iiipopes wrote:But he showed them his stuff

Scooby Tuba wrote:And did quickly rebuff

With brass knuckles, he was no bum!

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:50 pm

You see, he was caught

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:45 am

In the sack with a floutist named Pearl.

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:34 pm

There once was a game called Pong

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:37 pm

Tubaing wrote:There once was a game called Pong

Not to play it was just wrong

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:20 pm

wchoc86 wrote:A tubist was visited by the stork.

Her life was then at a fork;

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:54 pm

the elephant wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
wchoc86 wrote:A tubist was visited by the stork.
Her life was then at a fork;
Play tuba in Reno?
Or keep her bambino?
The stress made her just want to hork!

Sorry! That one just flowed too easily from my keyboard...

I prefer chork;

chork

c.1440, now Scottish, "to make the noise which the feet do when the shoes are full of water."

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