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Mojo workin'
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by Mojo workin' Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:44 am
A tubist had poor relative pitch
windshieldbug
Once got the "hand" as a cue
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by windshieldbug Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:54 am
Mojo workin' wrote: A tubist had poor relative pitch
Playing a monotone made him rich!
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
jhedrick
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by jhedrick Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:46 pm
windshieldbug wrote: Mojo workin' wrote: A tubist had poor relative pitch
Playing a monotone made him rich!
But his spit keys did leak
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
The Jackson
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by The Jackson Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:10 pm
wchoc86 wrote: jhedrick wrote: windshieldbug wrote:
Playing a monotone made him rich!
But his spit keys did leak
so he set off to seek
To find himself a nice-looking...hitch!
lgb&dtuba
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by lgb&dtuba Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:39 am
There once was a tubist so mean,
Kevin Hendrick
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by Kevin Hendrick Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:01 am
Scooby Tuba wrote: lgb&dtuba wrote: There once was a tubist so mean,
His spit valve, when emptied, sprayed green.
He oiled it with Brasso
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
windshieldbug
Once got the "hand" as a cue
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by windshieldbug Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:02 am
Kevin Hendrick wrote: Scooby Tuba wrote: lgb&dtuba wrote: There once was a tubist so mean,
His spit valve, when emptied, sprayed green.
He oiled it with Brasso
And filled it with gasso
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
lgb&dtuba
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by lgb&dtuba Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:04 am
windshieldbug wrote: Kevin Hendrick wrote: Scooby Tuba wrote:
His spit valve, when emptied, sprayed green.
He oiled it with Brasso
And filled it with gasso
Each time that he vented his spleen.
lgb&dtuba
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by lgb&dtuba Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:05 am
There once was a tubist so nice,
windshieldbug
Once got the "hand" as a cue
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by windshieldbug Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:07 am
lgb&dtuba wrote: Each time that he vented his spleen.
Is that like venting rotors!?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
windshieldbug
Once got the "hand" as a cue
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by windshieldbug Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:21 am
Coder wrote: lgb&dtuba wrote: There once was a tubist so nice,
Really?
His conductor hugged him twice.
Really?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
lgb&dtuba
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by lgb&dtuba Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:41 am
Scooby Tuba wrote: lgb&dtuba wrote: There once was a tubist so nice,
windshieldbug wrote: His conductor hugged him twice.
His "rep" was distroyed
He was very annoyed,
lgb&dtuba
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by lgb&dtuba Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:48 am
A tubist tried circular breathing,
k001k47
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by k001k47 Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:50 pm
lgb&dtuba wrote:
Circular breathing on a BAT was a mistake
windshieldbug
Once got the "hand" as a cue
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by windshieldbug Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:03 pm
k001k47 wrote: Greg wrote: lgb&dtuba wrote: A tubist tried circular breathing,
soon his chest was heaving
Circular breathing on a BAT was a mistake
while using a bat was just cake;
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
Kevin Hendrick
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by Kevin Hendrick Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:12 pm
windshieldbug wrote: k001k47 wrote: Greg wrote: soon his chest was heaving
Circular breathing on a BAT was a mistake
while using a bat was just cake;
and taking a bat to the metric structure by stuffing the last line with extraneous verbiage in incredibly profligate profusion like this is hardly something that we can expect our limerick-purist friends to be happy about receiving!
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
Kevin Hendrick
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by Kevin Hendrick Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:23 pm
Greg wrote: A tubist wrote long limerick lines
Thus risking draconian fines;
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
The Jackson
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by The Jackson Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:29 pm
Kevin Hendrick wrote: Greg wrote: A tubist wrote long limerick lines
Thus risking draconian fines;
He blamed it on his Tourette's
windshieldbug
Once got the "hand" as a cue
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by windshieldbug Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:34 pm
The Jackson wrote: Kevin Hendrick wrote: Greg wrote: A tubist wrote long limerick lines
Thus risking draconian fines;
He blamed it on his Tourette's
Said it was #%@$! his &*#$@ing pet's
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
SplatterTone
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by SplatterTone Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:13 pm
(while others are working on the concept of rhyme ...)
A Helleberg for five hundred bucks ?
Just the mouthpiece for air-headed schmucks.
