Two Foods That DO NOT Go Together

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:35 am

Cranberry sauce and milk.

JB · Post by JB » Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:03 am

peanut butter and mustard

MaryAnn · Post by **MaryAnn** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:49 am

Well, I regularly get to watch someone eat peanut butter and tomato sandwiches for dinner. Really. Sometimes with potato chips in them.

Mashed potatoes and honey.

MA

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:10 am

Don't forget the Bosco with any of it Mary Ann because Bosco goes with anything.

http://www.boscoworld.com/

Leland · Post by **Leland** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:26 pm

Doc wrote:"Hey kid, hurry up with my order, will ya?"

Nice. But, who needs children for that one?

My submission: American beer (something collegiate like Bud or Coors Light) and American "chocolate". Together, they suck.

I say "chocolate" in quotes because I've learned that, for example, Hershey's can't even sell their chocolate bars in Germany because the wax content is too high. When people say that German chocolate is oh-so-good, they're not wrong.

The interesting thing is that German beer and German chocolate go together just great.

Leland · Post by **Leland** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:01 pm

Scooby Tuba wrote:
Leland wrote:My submission: American beer (something collegiate like Bud or Coors Light) and American "chocolate". Together, they suck.
One at a time they suck...

True enough, but when you still have the aftertaste of one and then consume the other, it's positively deappetizing.

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:02 pm

Three item sandwich: BLT

Bananas, Liverwurst, and Taro Chips

JB · Post by JB » Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:00 pm

bloke wrote:"I believe that a half-beer/half-something else drink is referred to as 'shanty'."

...shandy

http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/shandy?view=uk

Usually beer mixed with lemonade or ginger beer; not too bad, but the orange or tomato juice idea is just wrong! Bleeeeeech...! What a waste of a good beer.

ASTuba · Post by **ASTuba** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:28 pm

Beer and Tang

'Nuff Said.

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:41 am

ASTuba wrote:Beer and Tang

'Nuff Said.

I just had some. You have to use a big glass. pour just a little bit of beer in a glass and a little Tang powder at a time. It will expand immensely. Be careful.

Captain Sousie · Post by **Captain Sousie** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:59 am

doritos and coffee

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:38 am

You probably aren't a coffee drinker. For those of us who drink lots of coffee, coffee does go with everything.

djwesp · Post by **djwesp** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:24 pm

Chuck Jackson wrote:Mine?

Beer and Bananas

A brewry in Minneapolis makes Banana Beer. Es ist ausgezeichnet. Ich liebe Banane Bier! Ich mag Banane Bier nicht soviel wie "Stout". Mein Lieblingsbier ist "Stout". Ich trinke Bier wie Wasser.

Albertibass · Post by **Albertibass** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:14 am

for me.....i can't mix corn with anything. that is why i hate those bowls at kfc. why!!

im also not a gray person. so a more realistic post would be.

gravy + Chex mix.....

NickJones · Post by **NickJones** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:20 am

Custard....the worst thing ever invented , ugh......
swede or turnip - just wrong

JB · Post by JB » Tue May 01, 2007 4:29 pm

baked salmon covered with chocolate pudding

TMurphy · Post by **TMurphy** » Tue May 01, 2007 5:14 pm

From experience:

Do not try to make brownies if the only cooking oil you have left is olive oil. A friend did that once...they tasted great....for about 3 seconds. Then the olive oil kicked in. Blech!!!

Guess that makes my entry chocolate and olive oil.

Also, chips ahoy and mustard. to quote my friend (who did it on a dare), "...that wasn't as bad as it could've been.

And then, there is the Mojo Shot. Not food, but a drink...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSEVIgaFYO0

Tubainsauga · Post by **Tubainsauga** » Tue May 01, 2007 7:12 pm

TMurphy wrote: And then, there is the Mojo Shot. Not food, but a drink...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSEVIgaFYO0

Heh, funny. Around here we call that a 'Prairie Fire' and it is a classic for ones 19th birthday (19 being the legal drinking age here). Actually, there are some of us who do those willingly. If you have them at the end of the evening, they're really not that bad.....if you can stomach it.

Some of our other nasty libation are the GST (gin, scotch, and tequila all in one glass) and what we have dubbed the Lynn Juice (long story) which is black sambuca and scotch.

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Wed May 02, 2007 10:34 pm

richland tuba 01 wrote:
LoyalTubist wrote:Off topic and GROSS: Take a clean Pampers disposable diaper. Spread some peanut butter on the inside seat and pour some apple juice on the inside front. If you have any guests you want out of the house first, bring out your prepared diaper and eat the peanut butter.

This only works if you have small children, providing they don't watch you do it.
oh yuck.

And if your guests still won't leave, suck the front.

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Thu May 03, 2007 12:37 am

I'll have a slice of persimmon and rhubarb pie to go with that.

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