platitude thread
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Brassdad
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Re: platitude thread
I'm not slow and I'm not fast....I'm half-fast.
New Breed, Old Breed! It doesn't matter so long as it's the Marine Breed!
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Brassdad
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Re: platitude thread
If at first you don't succeed...perhaps failure is your thing.
New Breed, Old Breed! It doesn't matter so long as it's the Marine Breed!
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OldsRecording
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Re: platitude thread
First thing in the morning, swallow a live toad. That way nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
bardus est ut bardus probo,
Bill Souder
All mushrooms are edible, some are edible only once.
Bill Souder
All mushrooms are edible, some are edible only once.
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TubaRay
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Re: platitude thread
If at first you don't succeed--give up!
Ray Grim
The TubaMeisters
San Antonio, Tx.
The TubaMeisters
San Antonio, Tx.
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windshieldbug
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Re: platitude thread
Philosophy of the Possum Lodge: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" (When all else fails, play dead)
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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iiipopes
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Re: platitude thread
The problem in the world is that there are only one or two real lawyer jokes...
The rest are true stories.
The rest are true stories.
Jupiter JTU1110
"Real" Conn 36K
"Real" Conn 36K