glorious glorious jinbao / or my jinbao is better than yours

[tbn.al]

Now I think I know why the South lost the War........

Hijack attempt #1..................................

We didn't lose the war. In fact the war is still going on and we are currently winning.

[GC]

Derivative humor is a integral part of this board.

[imperialbari]

TubeNet saves bloke a lot of shrink money.

Btw: Does the Iceland guy have some of the curly ash ones left over from last year’s April?

Klaus

Klaus,

I will only respond to your completely nonsensical comment (Hey, this is SERIOUS! ) as to say that here at Tubas (the Dixie Line) we are very accommodating to our customers. For those only purchasing a few Jinbao instruments, we have a special speed-checkout lane. Additionally, the sign is designed to be "tuba-player-readable".




Please visit our new AIR-CONDITIONED location !

What non-sense? Wasn’t the supply of ash more than sufficient in Iceland in April last year?

And then there is this dishonesty in your marketing:

First: Your recent outings don’t make it likely that anything in your sales organization has been exposed to air condition.

Second: If I shall count to 15, there is no way I use three hands. I use two hands and one foot.

That extra hand might have come to good use in pulling slides while playing your 7 valves’ version.

Klaus

[sloan]

Sounds like we're all looking for the right angle on this.

Don't be obtuse.

[bisontuba]

Hi-
I must not keep this a secret anymore--JinBao has changed names with its new tester on board--hence forth, the company will be called JinBloke--each instrument will come with a tuba solo for orchestra of 'Rocky Top' along with a Bloke chicken named Mao.....
Mark

[Kevin Hendrick]

Derivative humor is a integral part of this board.

Indeed it is! Then again, it might be asymptote of something with more significant figures ... or the whole thing could be just a load of old hyperbolics ...

[cjk]

Additionally, the sign is designed to be "tuba-player-readable".



Please visit our new AIR-CONDITIONED location !

[KarlMarx]

Typical that bloke and Mao join up! I have always considered Mao a Tea Party man.

KM

[MikeMason]

You mean the war of northern aggression ?

[Kevin Hendrick]

Typical that bloke and Mao join up! I have always considered Mao a Tea Party man.

KM

Would that be green tea? Never figured him to "chicken out", though. Hmmm ... "a Mao in every pot"?

[SplatterTone]

A true Dixie Jinbao would be a Jimbo. Symphonic model, a more formal Jimbob.

[GC]

You mean the war of northern aggression ?

No, the Late Unpleasantness.

And, fellow mathies, the cogent argumentation on this board could be called the top 'o logical.

[tubaforce]

Now I think I know why the South lost the War........

Hijack attempt #1..................................

We didn't lose the war. In fact the war is still going on and we are currently winning.

You're being mean, Al. Just because Atlanta was burned to the ground doesn't mean that you shouldn't buy one of my L&N cimbassos. After all, none of those pre-burn buildings were either air-conditioned or handicap-accessible...and they had lead-based paint, too.

C'mon fellahs! As an "Honorary Coon ***" ( Born south of I-10, on the West Coast, abbreviated French last name, long story...) I hate to see all this conflict!
Keep your eyes open for my new JinBao's with solenoid operated valves. Six years in the making, and adjustable direction, with optional trill button...

Al

[Michael Bush]

Jimbo.

C'mon fellahs! As an "Honorary Coon ***" ( Born south of I-10
Al

Al, I noticed on the phone that you say it a bit like SplatterTone suggests. Now I know why... It's the correct (i.e., Southern) pronunciation.

[Kevin Hendrick]

You mean the war of northern aggression ?

No, the Late Unpleasantness.

And, fellow mathies, the cogent argumentation on this board could be called the top 'o logical.

I'd drink to that! From one of these, of course:

http://www.kleinbottle.com/

Good Klein fun!

[GC]

Thanks, Kevin. The Klein bottles are a blast, but the Moebius scarves caught my attention the most.

Integral of e to the x equals function of u to the n.

[bisontuba]

I think I saw that movie--'Indiana Bloke and the Temple of Chicken Mao'.......

[Rick Denney]

Al, I noticed on the phone that you say it a bit like SplatterTone suggests. Now I know why... It's the correct (i.e., Southern) pronunciation.

If you trill for longer than 300 milliseconds, however, you'll cause cavitation. Bits of brass flying everywhere!

Rick "thinking a solenoid-operated trill could be faster than the frequency of the pitches being trilled, creating a third-order harmonic that will cause loss of bowel control" Denney

[Daniel C. Oberloh]

"creating a third-order harmonic that will cause loss of bowel control"

Let me just say this- eww!

Rick has spoken, the numbers don't lie. Back to the drawing board Al.

D.C. Oberloh