Finish the Limericks

Tubaryan12 · Post by **Tubaryan12** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:10 am

windshieldbug wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:There was once a young tubist named Marty.
Whose playing was considered quite arty

But some critics would say

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:53 pm

"Though he woodsheds all day,"

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:29 pm

the elephant wrote:Yeah, you all saw that one coming, didn't you? I sure did!

... and here I was thinking:

No one asks him to play at a party!

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:34 pm

I think he and his wife already party plenty

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:27 pm

the elephant wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:There was once a young tubist named Marty.

windshieldbug wrote:Whose playing was considered quite arty

Tubaryan12 wrote:But some critics would say

Mojo workin' wrote:"Though he woodsheds all day,"
"He makes sounds that are sometimes quite farty."

Yeah, you all saw that one coming, didn't you? I sure did!

There was an opening you could drive a truck through.

How about:
"When Yuba played his tuba in Arruba,"

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:34 pm

tubatooter1940 wrote:"When Yuba played his tuba in Arruba[sic],"

You could hear his low notes up in Cuba

KevinMadden · Post by **KevinMadden** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:34 pm

wchoc86 wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:"When Yuba played his tuba in Arruba[sic],"
You could hear his low notes up in Cuba
but Castro got pissed.

and raised up his fist

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:37 pm

And sent for Jim Self to come play his fluba.

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:00 pm

single parenthood being quite faddish.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:16 pm

Scooby Tuba wrote:
MikeMason wrote:
the elephant wrote:There once was a pregnant radish,
single parenthood being quite faddish.
Quite bitter when sliced...

Or salted and diced

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:31 pm

There once was a [locked] thread called "Limericks"

KevinMadden · Post by **KevinMadden** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:33 pm

Tubaing wrote:There once was a [locked] thread called "Limericks"

with some naughty rhymes by some dimwits

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:41 pm

About a man from Nantucket
(aaauugh!)

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:43 pm

SplatterTone wrote:About a man from Nantucket
(aaauugh!)

Who ate from a bucket

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:53 pm

KevinMadden wrote:
Tubaing wrote:
SplatterTone wrote:with some naughty rhymes by some dimwits
About a man from Nantucket
Tubaing wrote:Who ate from a bucket

and who's posting schlepporello did nix!

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:54 pm

There once was a man with 6 fingers and a thumb.

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:19 am

But he showed them his stuff

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:07 am

Sorry -- off on a tangent here -- after reading the current thread on the W-M tubas:

There once was a player named Clyde
Who just couldn't master a slide
But he could buzz quite well
And pitch he could tell
So he up and acquired an ophicleide!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:46 am

Tubaing wrote:There once was a man with 6 fingers and a thumb.

Scooby Tuba wrote:That many thought dextrous, but exceedingly dumb...

iiipopes wrote:But he showed them his stuff

Scooby Tuba wrote:And did quickly rebuff

With brass knuckles, he was no bum!

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:50 pm

You see, he was caught