Yo' momma's so fat...

XtremeEuph · Post by **XtremeEuph** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:31 pm

Brassdad, tis' really getting to me. you mention how you might get too many posts WELL PUT THEM ALL IN ONE!!!....unless you really ARE coming up with these randomly one after another.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:18 pm

Yo mama's so fat, instead of wearing Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levis 1503's.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:08 pm

Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps.

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:23 am

Yo momma's so fat that NASA wants to use her to plug the ozone hole.

Yo momma's so fat that while trying to get out of bed one morning, she rocked herself back to sleep.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:52 pm

Yo mama's so fat, she took a swim in the ocean, and Spain claimed her as a new world.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:07 pm

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

Your momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Your momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light.

Your momma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system.

Your momma's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed tv shows.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:10 pm

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:20 pm

Your momma's so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.

Your momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.

Your momma's so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio

Your momma's so fat when she turns around its her birthday again

Your momma's so fat the police arrested her for having 200 pounds of crack.

Your momma's so fat when she heard her team won the superbowl, get got a spoon.

Your momma's so fat she could sell shade.

Your momma's so fat when she goes to a restaraunt she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Your momma's so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Your momma's so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:22 pm

Brassdad wrote:Your momma's so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton

Albertibass · Post by **Albertibass** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:54 pm

heh...
your mom is so stupid, that when she filled out a job application and got to the question of sex, she said not lately.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:14 pm

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, no matter what she does, she always ends up in the gutter.

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You're about a sharp as a bowlin' ball, I say, boy, you're about a sharp as a bowlin' ball!