Finish the Limericks

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:04 pm

They shared a bottle of gin

JCalkin · Post by **JCalkin** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:34 am

And the Pastor screamed, "Y'ALL GO TO HELL!"

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:33 pm

I sure hope I'm doing this right

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:51 pm

Lancing a butt boil.

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:03 am

With a Model-T spark coil.

(what kind of finish can you put on this?)

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:44 am

A tubist had poor relative pitch

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:54 am

Mojo workin' wrote:A tubist had poor relative pitch

Playing a monotone made him rich!

jhedrick · Post by **jhedrick** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:46 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:A tubist had poor relative pitch
Playing a monotone made him rich!

But his spit keys did leak

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:10 pm

wchoc86 wrote:
jhedrick wrote:
windshieldbug wrote: Playing a monotone made him rich!
But his spit keys did leak
so he set off to seek

To find himself a nice-looking...hitch!

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:39 am

There once was a tubist so mean,

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:01 am

Scooby Tuba wrote:
lgb&dtuba wrote:There once was a tubist so mean,
His spit valve, when emptied, sprayed green.

He oiled it with Brasso

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:02 am

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote:
lgb&dtuba wrote:There once was a tubist so mean,
His spit valve, when emptied, sprayed green.
He oiled it with Brasso

And filled it with gasso

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:04 am

windshieldbug wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote: His spit valve, when emptied, sprayed green.
He oiled it with Brasso
And filled it with gasso

Each time that he vented his spleen.

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:05 am

There once was a tubist so nice,

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:07 am

lgb&dtuba wrote:Each time that he vented his spleen.

Is that like venting rotors!?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:21 am

Coder wrote:
lgb&dtuba wrote:There once was a tubist so nice,
Really?

His conductor hugged him twice.

Really?

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:41 am

Scooby Tuba wrote:
lgb&dtuba wrote:There once was a tubist so nice,

windshieldbug wrote:His conductor hugged him twice.
His "rep" was distroyed

He was very annoyed,

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:48 am

A tubist tried circular breathing,

k001k47 · Post by **k001k47** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:50 pm

lgb&dtuba wrote:
A tubist tried circular breathing,

soon his chest was heaving

Circular breathing on a BAT was a mistake

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:03 pm

k001k47 wrote:
Greg wrote:
lgb&dtuba wrote:A tubist tried circular breathing,
soon his chest was heaving
Circular breathing on a BAT was a mistake

while using a bat was just cake;