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Re: Update Update

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Update:

I just posted on another BBS.

You'll have to figure out which one, though.
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windshieldbug wrote:Update:

I just posted on another BBS.

You'll have to figure out which one, though.
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Doc posted!
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Rick Denney wrote:
The Jackson wrote:"Momma, how do I sleep, then?"
Excuse me, I'm going have to cite you for Posting In The Wrong Thread. This waste of electrons should have been posted in "Worst. Jokes. Ever."

This thread is for updates, such as "I just posted a really dumb joke in the thread, 'Worst. Jokes. Ever.'"

You have been updated.

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The Jackson wrote:
Rick Denney wrote:
The Jackson wrote:"Momma, how do I sleep, then?"
Excuse me, I'm going have to cite you for Posting In The Wrong Thread. This waste of electrons should have been posted in "Worst. Jokes. Ever."

This thread is for updates, such as "I just posted a really dumb joke in the thread, 'Worst. Jokes. Ever.'"

You have been updated.

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His ego is just a little blown-up.
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bloke wrote:...speaking of which...

What do you suppose this guy's "super power" is...??

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Driving 4,000 miles without stopping at a rest area? :wink:

(that *is* a sharp outfit, BTW)
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Re: Update Update

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Update:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I am business manager for a Civil War-era brass band. We were asked to play for the Sesquicentennial [that's 150 years, for those of you in Rio Linda.]for the Philadelphia Zoo. I was asked a question I have never been asked and expect never to be asked again: my contact asked what instruments we played and what they each sounded like; she went on to say that she needed to know so she could make sure we were positioned in the right spots on the grounds because certain animals went crazy with certain sounds. People sometime act a little crazy when they hear us, but never animals before.
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UPDATE:

I participated today in my first D&D adventure meet. While my associate was away, I took control of his character. Anyone know why bards have such Nerf'd weaponry? This guy had a rapier and a light crossbow (both with 0 attack bonus). It was not my character, so I left moderation at the door and used up all three of his daily Level 0 spells (Lullaby x3) and blasted away 3 of his xbow bolts. You should have seen all the natural twenties rolled there. One of my attack rolls gave a nat20, and my second crit roll gave another 20. Epic.

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Update: It is finally sunrise by the time I start my shift. I even heard birds sing today. Spring is on its way!
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bearphonium wrote:Update: It is finally sunrise by the time I start my shift. I even heard birds sing today. Spring is on its way!
Sunrise, huh? We'll take care of that....
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Where do you get the pit bulls!?

I've got to use a rabid wolverine! :shock:

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Yep, sunrise before work was a short-lived event, courtesy of DST. Which, for me is PDT. Now, soon, it will be light when I have to go to bed.
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bloke wrote:unofficial poll:

SHOULD I lacquer (again, OVER satin silver) the entire valve section one translucent color, or should I lacquer all of the removable parts (slides, water keys, caps, buttons, tension bands, bell screws) ANOTHER translucent color (thus incorporating BOTH green and purple)...??
I vote for the 2nd color just to give it that extra snazzy look :mrgreen:
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bloke wrote:unofficial poll:

SHOULD I lacquer (again, OVER satin silver) the entire valve section one translucent color, or should I lacquer all of the removable parts (slides, water keys, caps, buttons, tension bands, bell screws) ANOTHER translucent color (thus incorporating BOTH green and purple)...??
Having seen the multi-colored metal-flake-over-black paint job on the fiberglass, I'm surprised you would even ask. All one color would seem so...bland.

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I just wanted to say how proud I am of Ray for starting this thread. I do think I deserve a little credit, since Ray was, in part, prompted by my profound thread on my sinuses, viewtopic.php?f=11&t=27178&p=235469.

Also, I wanted everyone to know that the sensor on my garage door was replaced today, under warranty.
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Today's update....

the eldest's class (7th grade) had a ski trip today. Dad (me) made the mistake of a) agreeing to drive (5 total hours in a honda with 4 13 yr old girls), b) trying snowboarding.

My rear hurts.
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schlepporello wrote:...man should only grace the slopes on skis.
On those occasions where I've subjected myself to skis, the word "grace" was never considered an option either by me or by anyone within eyeshot or earshot.

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