Update Update

[rocksanddirt]

UPDATE: another 8-14" of heavy wet snow tonight thru Wednesday morning, on top of the flood situation here Fargo.

super drag. hope everyone is ok.

we only had wind today. 30mph in my face the whole way to work on my bike.

[TubaRay]

Attention! Attention!!!

A topic, titled, "I Didn't Do Anything Today," was erroneously posted in another section of TubeNet. It was posted by a TubeNet member who uses the name "bloke." The post should have been posted as an Update Update.

You have now been updated.

You're welcome.

The Update Police have been securing your safety. Please be courteous to them, if and when you are are contacted by any of these fine individuals.

[TubaRay]

Someone needs to gain a good understanding of the differences between the concepts on an "update" and a "report".

I agree!

[Kevin Hendrick]

Someone needs to gain a good understanding of the differences between the concepts on an "update" and a "report".

I agree!

... and some "reports" make fine "retorts"!

[windshieldbug]

Update:

I've heard of torts



... but what are "re"torts?

[Kevin Hendrick]

Update:

I've heard of torts



... but what are "re"torts?

As you've correctly surmised, a retort *is* a medical condition (sometimes used as a messy -- but effective -- rhetorical device)!

("now go away, or I shall retort on you a seconde tyam! Silly Hinglish kn-n-n-n-iggits!")

[windshieldbug]

Update: In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second.

[Kevin Hendrick]

Update: In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second.

That's gotta hurt!

[OldsRecording]

Update: In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second.

Is that the African or the European swallow?

[windshieldbug]

Is that the African or the European swallow?

Huh? I-- I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!

[bearphonium]

UPDATE: Today is Bloke's 100th Birthday...Just like April 1 was his 100th birthday. Does that make him 200?

[windshieldbug]

Update: In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second.

Is that the African or the European swallow?

Is this a séance or something...??

Wasn't she the source for the Watergate scandal?

[windshieldbug]

Possibly, but I won't be the one to squeal on you.

[The Jackson]

UPDATE:

My family and I just received our annual family portrait. What do you think?

[TubaRay]

Scary, Jackson! Just plain scary.

[Tuba Guy]

I have a performance coming up, and I can't find the mouthpiece I was thinking about using...oh well, time for plan B...Helleberg time!!!

Update.
Updating.
Updated.

[windshieldbug]

Here is my family...



Update:

Pack, the missing duck, was found earlier today leaning against a tree four blocks away.

Now, you have been properly updated.

[Kevin Hendrick]

Here is my family...



Update:

Pack, the missing duck, was found earlier today leaning against a tree four blocks away.

Now, you have been properly updated.

Nice to see the "little guy" won't remain permanently de-feeted!

[The Jackson]

Excellent!

Here is one of me and Mom. what a sweet, old lady she is. (She is on the left. Or is it the right?)

Ah, I can see a resemblance! To what that resemblance is, I don't know, but there is surely some kind of resemblance.


UPDATE:

I think Dade county is taking a pretty extreme measure on the population control issue. Just look at what I saw at my local playground the other day.

[Kevin Hendrick]

UPDATE:

I think Dade county is taking a pretty extreme measure on the population control issue. Just look at what I saw at my local playground the other day.

Cheese -- what a grate idea!

It might help to remind them that the county name is "Dade", not "Daid" ...