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Post by eupher61 »

The scat was invented by Pops Armstrong
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eupher61 wrote:The scat was invented by Pops Armstrong
For singers whose memory wasn't so long
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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windshieldbug wrote:
eupher61 wrote:The scat was invented by Pops Armstrong
For singers whose memory wasn't so long
With a syllable or two
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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Kevin Hendrick wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
eupher61 wrote:The scat was invented by Pops Armstrong
For singers whose memory wasn't so long
With a syllable or two
He could turn the air blue,
I am not Mr. Holland, and you are not my opus!
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Captain Sousie wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
windshieldbug wrote: For singers whose memory wasn't so long
With a syllable or two
He could turn the air blue,
And make it a memorable song! :wink:
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Post by eupher61 »

Alan Baer played the New World in Pyonyang
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eupher61 wrote:Alan Baer played the New World in Pyonyang
They listened, entranced, as his horn sang
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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Kevin Hendrick wrote:
eupher61 wrote:Alan Baer played the New World in Pyonyang
They listened, entranced, as his horn sang
His tone was so fine,
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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His sound, like wine
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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tubatooter1940 wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
eupher61 wrote:Alan Baer played the New World in Pyonyang
They listened, entranced, as his horn sang
His tone was so fine,
windshieldbug wrote: His sound, like wine
His excellence should earn him some poontang.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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His excellence should earn him some poontang
Here we have a winner folks!
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Mother hold the candle steady while I shave the chicken's lip
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Post by eupher61 »

tubatooter's last line was a gem :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :D :D
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Scooby Tuba wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:Mother hold the candle steady while I shave the chicken's lip
If you quiver quaver shiver off goes the beak's tip
But don't worry
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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windshieldbug wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:Mother hold the candle steady while I shave the chicken's lip
If you quiver quaver shiver off goes the beak's tip
But don't worry
And don't hurry
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Post by tubatooter1940 »

iiipopes wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote: If you quiver quaver shiver off goes the beak's tip
But don't worry
And don't hurry
If you can keep a steady hand then I'll just let 'er rip.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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Comes bloke with his curbside computer.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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tubatooter1940 wrote:Comes bloke with his curbside computer.
whose fish need a cellphone tutor
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Post by eupher61 »

and a Master's degree too
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iiipopes wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:
Mother hold the candle steady while I shave the chicken's lip

If you quiver quaver shiver off goes the beak's tip

But don't worry

And don't hurry


If you can keep a steady hand then I'll just let 'er rip
I'm proud of you guys. And I thought that I had laid that mine well.
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