Finish the Limericks

[tubatooter1940]

To choose between F or Eb . . .

Often just depends on where in the world you're at

F relates well to C

[windshieldbug]

To choose between F or Eb . . .

Often just depends on where in the world you're at

F relates well to C

As E does to B

[iiipopes]

To choose between F or Eb . . .
Often just depends where you're at
F relates well to C
As E does to B

Just don't play off time or pitch flat.

[bearphonium]

A mouthpiece to cure all my ills

[eupher61]

A mouthpiece to cure all my ills

would compare just to *censored* for thrills

[Mojo workin']

it's my little placebo

[Todd S. Malicoate]

A mouthpiece to cure all my ills

would compare just to *censored* for thrills

it's my little placebo

So easy to see, no?

[windshieldbug]

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A mouthpiece to cure all my ills

would compare just to *censored* for thrills

it's my little placebo

So easy to see, no?

and easier to use than pills!

[tubatooter1940]

Due to the flatulence of cows,

[windshieldbug]

Due to the flatulence of cows,

(more than the atmosphere allows)

[Todd S. Malicoate]

Due to the flatulence of cows,

(more than the atmosphere allows)

Some say we are warming

[eupher61]

Due to the flatulence of cows,
(more than the atmosphere allows)
Some say we are warming
but more corn some are farming

[iiipopes]

Due to the flatulence of cows,
(more than the atmosphere allows)
Some say we are warming
but more corn some are farming

To also raise goats, sheep and sows.

[eupher61]

To buy the trombone once of Pryor

[windshieldbug]

To buy the trombone once of Pryor

you'd better be the well-heeled buyer;

[Todd S. Malicoate]

To buy the trombone once of Pryor

you'd better be the well-heeled buyer;

It may look like a bargain,

[sungfw]

To buy the trombone once of Pryor

you'd better be the well-heeled buyer;

It may look like a bargain,

But it ain't worth a farthin',

[willbrett]

To buy the trombone once of Pryor
you'd better be the well-heeled buyer;
It may look like a bargain,
But it ain't worth a farthin',

'Cause it probably plays like dog poo

[tubatooter1940]

To buy the trombone once of Pryor
you'd better be the well-heeled buyer;
It may look like a bargain,
But it ain't worth a farthin',

'Cause it probably plays like dog poo

Another possible last line:
So don't bother taking a flyer.

[Todd S. Malicoate]

If a performance is deemed too "affected"...

The musicians will be oft' rejected