One Liners

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:56 pm

Take my wife - please.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:05 pm

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Doug@GT · Post by **Doug@GT** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:09 pm

If all the girls who attended my High School prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

tubafatness · Post by **tubafatness** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:20 pm

I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now he's gone.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:31 pm

I'm their leader, which way did they go?

ASTuba · Post by **ASTuba** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:58 pm

I started a business mowing lawns on the side, but I had to hire somone to mow the front and the back.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:09 pm

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Captain Sousie · Post by **Captain Sousie** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:09 pm

Did you ever hear about the dehydrated french man, Pierre?

oldbandnerd · Post by **oldbandnerd** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:34 am

I reject your reality and impose my own .

ai698 · Post by **ai698** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:48 am

All your base are belong to us!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:17 am

Save the whales. Collect the whole set!

Teubonium · Post by **Teubonium** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:21 pm

Help stamp out TLA !!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:40 pm

Teubonium wrote:Help stamp out TLA !!

CYA, huh!?

Jeffrey Hicks · Post by **Jeffrey Hicks** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:51 pm

They say you don't know what you've got till its gone. So I gave everything I owned away, just to see what I had....

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:05 pm

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:30 pm

I just replaced my muffler, and boy, am I exhausted.

I was sitting at my desk when suddenly it hit me . . . that's the last time I sit at a desk that hits me.

You can't judge a book by its cover, but you can book a judge undercover.

The way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

I ran out of Extra Virgin Olive Oil, so I guess my dinner is just $%&#ed now.

.all original to the best of my knowledge.

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:45 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
Teubonium wrote:Help stamp out TLA !!
CYA, huh!?

NFS!

Teubonium · Post by **Teubonium** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:19 pm

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:34 pm

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Dennis K. · Post by **Dennis K.** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:49 pm

Teubonium wrote:A rolling stone gathers momentum.

A Rolling Stone gets no satisfaction. But it tries. And it tries. And it tries. But it can't get no satisfaction.