You gotta love this guy's description!!!
"Mother said that she's going to make me get a job if I don't start making some money. So I'm selling her crappy phone. It sounds like a fire drill and looks like It was designed by Liberace and Robo cop, and then passed through the digestive track of the borg. Don't get me wrong, just because it's a ugly peice of crap doesn't mean you shouldn't buy it for a lot of money. I may trade for an autographed picture of William Shatner, but I'm not sure about that.
Since I have been busting this guy's chops in public, I figured I would do the decent thing and contact him privately. He didn't seem to mind that I posted the link here. It turns out that he is an accomplished musician and emailed me this picture, which he said I could put up so people know he is for real:
