Then again, any instrument which can also be called a kettle drum, in my opinion has no place in an orchestra. Sounds more like something to make a big pot of chili in.
Hmm...


That would be one hell of a large pot of chili. That could surely feed the whole music department a couple times over.
MUAHA.
I always knew there was a conventional use for percussion equipment.
My culinary dreams may come true still yet.
LOL!