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Why a duck?
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lgb&dtuba wrote:Why a duck?
Has to do with a thread I started that was long-running and wise-a@@. It started with my pointing out an eBay saxophone ad that featured a picture of a duck. The duck became a kind of food picture... took on a life of it's own.

Soon you could even buy duck buttons inspired from that original image...

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So the answer is, there is no why. Only what. :shock: :D
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windshieldbug wrote:
So the answer is, there is no why. Only What. :shock: :D
DUCK! swhoosh.

Then why a-no chicken?

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lgb&dtuba wrote:
windshieldbug wrote: So the answer is, there is no why. Only What. :shock: :D
DUCK! swhoosh.
Wow. Hoisted by my own canard! :shock:
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What's the difference between a duck?
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windshieldbug wrote:
lgb&dtuba wrote:
windshieldbug wrote: So the answer is, there is no why. Only What. :shock: :D
DUCK! swhoosh.
Wow. Hoisted by my own canard! :shock:
That's what we call a sanity claus.
You can no fool me - I don't believe in Sanity Clause!
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Chuck(G) wrote:What's the difference between a duck?
I'd answer, but I don't have a leg to stand on. :)
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Chuck(G) wrote:What's the difference between a duck?
Chuck(G) must know the answer but I'll bite.
'Cause web feet don't go no fast?
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bloke wrote:DUCK FOR PRESIDENT !!!
Remember- No Politics! :P
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Doc wrote:Ever had duck sausage? No...? Well duck down here...
I'd say that stands a good chance of getting one goosed -- and probably stuck with the Bill, too! :lol:
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bloke wrote:DUCK FOR PRESIDENT !!!
Well...I've been seeing these stupid "Spoiled Yappy Dog for President" commercials, along with "Bag of Leaves for President"...Even since the election has ended. The end of the commercials say "If you're not voting, who are you electing?"
Why do they put this on a high school news program?

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windshieldbug wrote:
bloke wrote:DUCK FOR PRESIDENT !!!
Remember- No Politics! :P
No...this isn't politics...its an insurance ad...AAAFFFLAAAACCC!
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tubaguy9 wrote:No...this isn't politics...its an insurance ad...AAAFFFLAAAACCC!
"If you're not voting, who are you electing?" :shock: :D
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I'd say this thread is getting a little fowl......


(as he "ducks" to avoid the projectiles being hurled in his direction....)

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tubaguy9 wrote: The end of the commercials say "If you're not voting, who are you electing?"

Why do they put this on a high school news program?
So's they kin larn the kids to talk good widout usin' pichers or nuthin'.

It's whom are you electing?.
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Chuck(G) wrote:What's the difference between a duck?
One leg is both the same. 8)
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Post by ken k »

Doc wrote:Ever had duck sausage? No...? Well duck down here...
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duck down? i always thought they used goose down.....
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