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An oboe is an ill woodwind that no one blows good.
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What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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"Balls!" cried the Queen, and the King smiled for he knew he had two.
"More Land" cried the King.
So the Queen kicked him in the balls and game him two achers.
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“John Hancock didn't retire, he just resigned.”
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The fish missed the call because he was stuck on the other line.

I have a fear of needles. They really get under my skin.
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I really do have a photographic memory. I just haven't developed it yet.

Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.

How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away his credit card.

When the cannibal showed up late for dinner they gave him the cold shoulder.
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what do the Star Trek Enterprise and Scott toilet paper have in common?

They both have clingons around Uranus....
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I tried riding a bicycle the other day, but it was two tired.
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When an eel bites your hand
And that's now what you planned
That's a Moray.... :oops:
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If you think you are a pair of curtains, either see a psychiatrist or pull yourself together.
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