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ho ho hee hee ha ha ha
hee hee ho ho ha
Tonto
August 1 Alternative Haikus
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hup_d_dup
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Re: August 1 Alternative Haikus
Do you really need Facebook?
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Re: August 1 Alternative Haikus
Alternatives are
Very distressing to make up;
I need some beer now.
Very distressing to make up;
I need some beer now.
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: August 1 Alternative Haikus
Pfft pfft pfft pfft pfftsnorlax wrote:Hup-d-dup-d-duphup_d_dup wrote: ha ha ha ha ha
ho ho hee hee ha ha ha
hee hee ho ho ha
Tonto
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Hup-d-dup-d-dup
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Re: August 1 Alternative Haikus
August first is gone
Balata ball cut badly
Refrigerator
Balata ball cut badly
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