August 1 Alternative Haikus

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hup_d_dup
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Re: August 1 Alternative Haikus

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ha ha ha ha ha
ho ho hee hee ha ha ha
hee hee ho ho ha

Tonto
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windshieldbug
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Re: August 1 Alternative Haikus

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Alternatives are
Very distressing to make up;
I need some beer now.
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Kevin Hendrick
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Re: August 1 Alternative Haikus

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snorlax wrote:
hup_d_dup wrote: ha ha ha ha ha
ho ho hee hee ha ha ha
hee hee ho ho ha

Tonto
Hup-d-dup-d-dup
Hup-d-dup-d-dup-d-dup
Hup-d-dup-d-dup

Snorlax
Pfft pfft pfft pfft pfft
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Pfft pfft pfft pfft pfft

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Re: August 1 Alternative Haikus

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August first is gone
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