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Re: Update Update

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bloke wrote:I yam what I yam.
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Re: Update Update

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bloke wrote:fix marching band instruments
eat
fix marching band instruments
check email
fix marching band instruments
eat
fix marching band instruments
check tubenet
fix marching band instruments
make a delivery
fix marching band instruments
eat
fix marching band instruments
check email
fix marching band instruments
wash face/hands
sleep
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repeat ad infinitum
You don't wash your hands before eating? Ewwwww.
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Re: Update Update

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jacojdm wrote:
bloke wrote: ...
fix marching band instruments
eat
fix marching band instruments
check email
fix marching band instruments
wash face/hands
sleep
You don't wash your hands before eating? Ewwwww.
I'm sure marching band instruments are virtually sterile, having been carefully and thoroughly cleaned before the student surrendered them back to the school district for the summer.
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Re: Update Update

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UPDATE:

Last Wednesday I traded my horn for a Kalison Daryl Smith...I've been loving it since.

:tuba:
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bloke wrote:NEVER touches any part of the face between touching band instruments
In a beaker of hydrochloric acid add manganese dioxide and heat to produce chlorine gas, and pipe that through the horn. That'll kill some stuff. Take big whiff to open your sinuses.
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This weekend, a friend was moving, and was unable to fit his very nice sectional sofa in his new apartment; so he offered it to us for free. Not being one to turn down free stuff, especially expensive furniture, I took it.

Moving it, though, took some effort. Turns out, this couch doesn't fit through the doors/hallways of his old building, and when he moved in there last time, the moving company had to actually cut the couch apart, and then reassemble it in his apartment. In order to move it, we had to disassemble it again, cram it into the back of a minivan, and drive it from Manhattan to Jersey, reassembling it here. It took way more work than I initially thought, but I now have an awesome, super comfortable sofa, for a total investment under $75! (That includes the price of the drill I bought to reassemble/put in some new mending plates.)
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...canned pork. :)
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Update: I didn't know what I wanted for dinner. Bacon sandwich it is!
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Here's the update (just trying to follow the new rules)

One more week till the wedding, 5 more days till the family gets here.

You have been dually updated.
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Let me try:

Worried is what I am right now... and it's very early in the morning...

How's that?
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Update:

Beginning today, all updates played an octave lower will be worth twice their normal value.

8vb!
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Re: Update Update

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UPDATE:

Beginning today, the date is 22 July, 2009.

This time-sensitive update will expire tomorrow.
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Update:

Word(s) of the day will no longer be accepted retroactively.

We will not be revised or ammended, only updated. :P
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the elephant wrote:The Word of the Day is above being updated.
Nothing is above being updated.

Update: (see above)
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the elephant wrote:
bloke wrote:All updates have been copied, deleted, and pasted into a new thread with the same url as the original update thread.
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I was starting to get used to my new tuba. But then the neighbors called the cops.
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Re: Update Update

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Hee hee, you are quite welcome, euphenstien! I'm very glad you liked it. :mrgreen:
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the elephant wrote:UPDATE:

Ich bin müde.
Du bist hässlich.
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euphenstien wrote:
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Does a George Younce post count triple?
I wish my tuba sound, was anywhere near his voice. He's been a major inspiration for many many years.
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Re: Update Update

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the elephant wrote:
MartyNeilan wrote:
the elephant wrote:UPDATE:

Ich bin müde.
Du bist hässlich.
Ich bin hässlich. Und Fett. Ja.
Auch sonderbar!
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