Best Movie Line Ever

[TheHatTuba]

Old as it may be, I still like "Go ahead... make my day".

"Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here"
"Whose we sucka?"
"Smith and Wesson and me"

[DonShirer]

Tied for second (after Inigo):

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.
or
I'm melting! I'm melting!

[elimia]

"oh, my user...gasp..." - from original Tron

"Marseilles ain't got no friends in 818" - Pulp Fiction

as the lighted fuse burns - "You can saw through that chain in 12 minutes...you can saw through your ankle in 5"
- Mad Max

[clunkertruck]

"You just shot an unarmed man!"--(Gene Hackman)
"Well, he should have armed himself" -- (Clint Eastwood) "Unforgiven"

[Tubaryan12]

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa". and "I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it further" - Darth Vader

[SRanney]

From Help:
"With a ring like that I could - dare I say it? - rule the world!"

"Even the Royal House of Hanover had the wheel!"

"Oh look - it's a fiendish thingy!"

[Roger Lewis]

From "A Fish Called Wanda":
Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people.

[Sally Larsen]

"Give it the gun, Algernon!"

[MartyNeilan]

"Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something."
~Sweet Home Alabama

[Uncle Buck]

Big Lebowski: "Obviously you're not a golfer" and "Those are good burgers." But SO MANY good ones from that movie. (The line on the rug pulling the room together is very good, just not my favorite.)

O Brother Where Are Thou: "I don't get it, Big Dan."

Intolerable Cruelty: "You want tact, call a tactician. You want an a$$ nailed, you call Gus Petch."

Obviously I'm a Coen Brothers fan. But I also love this one: Empire Strikes Back: "I know."

I love short lines that are perfect in context. I think all of these apply.

[k001k47]

"Surely, you can't be serious!"
"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."

[iiipopes]

From Help:
"With a ring like that I could - dare I say it? - rule the world!"

"Even the Royal House of Hanover had the wheel!"

"Oh look - it's a fiendish thingy!"

Hey SRanney -- thanks. I owe you a lager & lime.

[ken k]

not a single line but one of the funniest bits....

Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

[bearphonium]

"I picked a bad day to quit methamphetimines"
"I picked a bad day to quit drinking'
"I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue"

Another Airplane one:

"What do you make of this weather report?"
"I can make a hat, I can make a brooch, I can make a taratactal(sp)"

[ken k]

"I picked a bad day to quit methamphetimines"
"I picked a bad day to quit drinking'
"I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue"

Another Airplane one:

"What do you make of this weather report?"
"I can make a hat, I can make a brooch, I can make a taratactal(sp)"

every other line in "Airplane" is a great line....

[JCalkin]

"I came here to do two things: chew bubblegum, and kick ***. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

"You look like a pink nightmare!"

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES!'"

[Mojo workin']

"You see, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

[Mojo workin']

Countless ones in The Shining. Among them -

Here's Johnny!

You've had your whole ****ing life to think things over. What good's a few minutes more going to do you now?

Little Pigs! Little Pigs! Let me come in! Not by the hair of your chinny chin chin? Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in!

[tubbba]

Memorable lines (to me anyway) from:

Princess Bride: "As you wish."

Pitch Black: "Looks clear."

Poltergeist: "This house is clean."

[MartyNeilan]

Memorable lines (to me anyway) from:

Princess Bride: "As you wish."

Almost ANY line from that movie.