Let me introduce myself. I am the president and founder of the Anti Tubenet Association. In the text that follows, I will explain why stopping Tubenet is fundamental to the survival of our society. But first, let me pose you a question: Is Tubenet actually concerned about any of us or does it just want to distract attention from more important issues? After reading this letter, you'll surely find it's the latter. If this letter did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to justify condemnation, constructive criticism, and ridicule of Tubenet and its materialistic ravings.