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Everyone with a different set of beliefs from mine IS going to get a one-way ticket to Hell. :shock: :D
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Wow! Makes me proud to be a member! :shock: :oops:
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Let me introduce myself. I am the president and founder of the Anti Tubenet Association. In the text that follows, I will explain why stopping Tubenet is fundamental to the survival of our society. But first, let me pose you a question: Is Tubenet actually concerned about any of us or does it just want to distract attention from more important issues? After reading this letter, you'll surely find it's the latter. If this letter did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to justify condemnation, constructive criticism, and ridicule of Tubenet and its materialistic ravings.

In order to solve the big problems with Tubenet we must first understand these problems, and to understand them, we must make efforts directed towards broad, long-term social change. So long as the devastating inequities that characterize our society persist, Tubenet's sycophants will be unable to deny that the basal lie that underlies all of its brainless screeds is that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. Translation: Tubenet has achieved sainthood. I doubt you need any help from me to identify the supreme idiocy of those views but you should nevertheless be aware that the space remaining in this letter will not suffice even to enumerate the ways in which Tubenet has tried to weave its pigheaded traits, disrespectful antics, and demonic inveracities into a rich tapestry that is sure to clear-cut ancient forest lands. With that kind of thinking, besides being utterly offensive and abusive, Tubenet's précis are seriously defamatory. Get that straight, please. Any other thinking is blame-shoving or responsibility-dodging. Furthermore, Tubenet is driving me nuts. I can't take it anymore! I would like to go on, but I do have to keep this letter short. So I'll wrap it up by saying that Tubenet has been willing to sup with the devil every time it felt it could profit personally from it.
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You, the president of the Anti-TubeNet Assoc., do you by some chance work for the government? Your writing would seem to indicate this.
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euphoniumguy227 wrote:I agree witch government did you mostly have in mind tho.
"Witch Government"? No, I'm Episcopalian. Why do you ask?
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Does everyone have free email at tnfj.com?
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OldsRecording wrote:
euphoniumguy227 wrote:I agree witch government did you mostly have in mind tho.
"Witch Government"?
From the way I understand it, that would be a Wicca government... :shock: :D
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