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eupher61
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An inspired Windshield bug lingered
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I dawdled too long
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by Kevin Hendrick »
windshieldbug wrote:Scooby Tuba wrote:eupher61 wrote:An inspired Windshield bug lingered
His keyboard quickly was not fingered
I dawdled too long
For the TubeNetted throng
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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by tubatooter1940 »
Kevin Hendrick wrote:windshieldbug wrote:Scooby Tuba wrote:
His keyboard quickly was not fingered
I dawdled too long
For the TubeNetted throng
So with his tools, on his tuba, he tinkered.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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Mojo workin'
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by Mojo workin' »
The tubists drank the trombonists under the table
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Mojo workin' wrote:The tubists drank the trombonists under the table
the 'bones "slide" the suject of fable...
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by iiipopes »
windshieldbug wrote:Mojo workin' wrote:The tubists drank the trombonists under the table
the 'bones "slide" the suject of fable...
They didn't know better
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tubatooter1940
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by tubatooter1940 »
iiipopes wrote:windshieldbug wrote:Mojo workin' wrote:The tubists drank the trombonists under the table
the 'bones "slide" the suject of fable...
They didn't know better
than to be a debtor.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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by eupher61 »
While oiling and lubing a car
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by tubatooter1940 »
eupher61 wrote:While oiling and lubing a car
she slipped and dropped her guitar.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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by windshieldbug »
tubatooter1940 wrote:eupher61 wrote:While oiling and lubing a car
she slipped and dropped her guitar.
So she whined in that thread
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by iiipopes »
windshieldbug wrote:tubatooter1940 wrote:eupher61 wrote:While oiling and lubing a car
she slipped and dropped her guitar.
So she whined in that thread
"My strings are all dead!"
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by Mojo workin' »
that night she closed the town bar.
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by windshieldbug »
the elephant wrote:the elephant wrote:There's a tune in my head that won't stop,
That falls somewhere 'tween Grunge and Bop.
Dizzy Cobain?
Goes the refrain,
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by eupher61 »
skoo bawp de OOOH CRAP POW BANG STOP
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by iiipopes »
windshieldbug wrote:the elephant wrote:the elephant wrote:There's a tune in my head that won't stop,
That falls somewhere 'tween Grunge and Bop.
Dizzy Cobain?
Goes the refrain,
And we'll sing it and dance 'til we drop.
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by eupher61 »
To stay home and play games on video
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by tubatooter1940 »
eupher61 wrote:To stay home and play games on video
not as much fun as going out and playing the tubeo
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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by windshieldbug »
Or avoiding spelling nazis
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by windshieldbug »
Greg wrote:this is
the elephant wrote:The End.
my only friend
(well, at least it's better than a g#dd@%& viola... )
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?