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Mojo workin' wrote:The tubists drank the trombonists under the table
the 'bones "slide" the suject of fable...
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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windshieldbug wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:The tubists drank the trombonists under the table
the 'bones "slide" the suject of fable...
They didn't know better
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iiipopes wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:The tubists drank the trombonists under the table
the 'bones "slide" the suject of fable...
They didn't know better
than to be a debtor.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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While oiling and lubing a car
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eupher61 wrote:While oiling and lubing a car
she slipped and dropped her guitar.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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tubatooter1940 wrote:
eupher61 wrote:While oiling and lubing a car
she slipped and dropped her guitar.
So she whined in that thread
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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windshieldbug wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:
eupher61 wrote:While oiling and lubing a car
she slipped and dropped her guitar.
So she whined in that thread
"My strings are all dead!"
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that night she closed the town bar.
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the elephant wrote:
the elephant wrote:There's a tune in my head that won't stop,
That falls somewhere 'tween Grunge and Bop.
Dizzy Cobain?
Goes the refrain,
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skoo bawp de OOOH CRAP POW BANG STOP
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windshieldbug wrote:
the elephant wrote:
the elephant wrote:There's a tune in my head that won't stop,
That falls somewhere 'tween Grunge and Bop.
Dizzy Cobain?
Goes the refrain,
And we'll sing it and dance 'til we drop.
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To stay home and play games on video
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eupher61 wrote:To stay home and play games on video
not as much fun as going out and playing the tubeo
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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Or avoiding spelling nazis
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Greg wrote:this is
the elephant wrote:The End.
my only friend
(well, at least it's better than a g#dd@%& viola... )
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The Elephant prophesied completion
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eupher61 wrote:The Elephant prophesied completion
but refrained from thread deletion
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Greg wrote:
duckskiff wrote:
windshieldbug wrote: but refrained from thread deletion
The contents within
will just start agin
our collaborative creative excretion!
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:mrgreen: :tuba:
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Greg wrote:There once was a thread that wouldn't quit
Though nary a needle would fit
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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