FREE TUBAS (get 'em while they're hot)

[LoyalTubist]

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(http://www.onlinerewardcenter.com/rd_p? ... =1660-tuba)

[LoyalTubist]

Aw, come on.... It's FREE!!!

[Alex C]

Yeah, but nobody would believe it if they offered a Rudy.

[windshieldbug]

Now, why wouldn't I want a Rudy Tristar Cb tuba?

[Kevin Hendrick]

Aw, come on.... It's FREE!!!

So are STDs, and I don't want one of those, either!

[Albertibass]

Yeah, but nobody would believe it if they offered a Rudy.

i believe that is called prostitution

[tubatooter1940]

I got a free car once, and a free van. I got a playable tuba for $10 U.S..
I would like a free tuba. Odds are it would play as well or better than that $10 p.o.c. Soviet tuba I got in Siberia.
I just hate to deal with those clowns who run the adds and have an agenda with all the little details that drive me crazy.

[LoyalTubist]

It's a gimmick!
Read the fine print, they're phishin' fer a sucker!

Look, there's no gimmick. All you have to do is the the followng:

• Join the Gevalia Coffee Club

• Buy three silk neckties for $45 each

• Join the Disney DVD Club

• Buy an Entertainment Book of Coupons

• Get a Discover Card

• Pay off student loans with the help of a special broker

• Buy another Enteratainment Book for another community

• Join the Beer of the Month Club

• Get a Visa Card

• Buy a George Foreman grill

• Buy $200 worth of Omaha Steaks

• Get your credit repaired

• Buy a term life insurance policy

• Change your car insurance

• Get a MasterCard

• Buy a Dell computer

• Join the Columbia Movie Club

• Join the Wine of the Month Club

• Buy an iPod

• Join the Quality Paperback Book Club

...I have only begun the amazing offers. The more you buy, the sooner you get your tuba.