Crunchy or creamy?
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I would think that moms who aren't choosy don't choose anything ... maybe they'd settle for Wgaraâ„¢ (if such product were to exist) ...MartyNeilan wrote:If choosy moms choose Jif, what do moms who don't dive a darn choose?


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Funny thing about peanut butter, particularly the stuff like Skippy or Jif.
Used to be that roasted peanuts were pressed to extract the oil (probably the best oil for frying, since it can be heated to high temperatures without smoking) and the dry leavings were sold as cattle feed.
Then some bright guy figured out that you could take the stuff that was fed to cattle and add a cheaper oil (like corn oil) back in, along with some sugar and salt and sell it to people as peanut butter. Better yet, if you used a hydrogenated oil (think Crisco), the oil wouldn't separate out from the peanuts.
The rest, as they say, is history.
I prefer the peanuts and peanut oil in the same jar without the sugar myself. The oil separates out, true, but if you turn the unopened jar upside-down for a day and then store it right-side up in the refrigerator after opening, it's not a problem.
We usually get this stuff, because it's pretty much available everywhere:

Used to be that roasted peanuts were pressed to extract the oil (probably the best oil for frying, since it can be heated to high temperatures without smoking) and the dry leavings were sold as cattle feed.
Then some bright guy figured out that you could take the stuff that was fed to cattle and add a cheaper oil (like corn oil) back in, along with some sugar and salt and sell it to people as peanut butter. Better yet, if you used a hydrogenated oil (think Crisco), the oil wouldn't separate out from the peanuts.
The rest, as they say, is history.
I prefer the peanuts and peanut oil in the same jar without the sugar myself. The oil separates out, true, but if you turn the unopened jar upside-down for a day and then store it right-side up in the refrigerator after opening, it's not a problem.
We usually get this stuff, because it's pretty much available everywhere:

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I guess it would be, if it's marked "non sale"!Chuck(G) wrote:We usually get this stuff, because it's pretty much available everywhere
(Isn't that reserved for stuff like 3-day-old sushi?)
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That's the Canadian version in the photo (first photo that google turned up). "Non sale" in Canadian Freedom-speak means "Unsalted".windshieldbug wrote:I guess it would be, if it's marked "non sale"!Chuck(G) wrote:We usually get this stuff, because it's pretty much available everywhere
(Isn't that reserved for stuff like 3-day-old sushi?)
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Hey Chuck, I am liking your posts lately. (i.e. mythology)Funny thing about peanut butter, particularly the stuff like Skippy or Jif.
Used to be that roasted peanuts were pressed to extract the oil (probably the best oil for frying, since it can be heated to high temperatures without smoking) and the dry leavings were sold as cattle feed.
Then some bright guy figured out that you could take the stuff that was fed to cattle and add a cheaper oil (like corn oil) back in, along with some sugar and salt and sell it to people as peanut butter. Better yet, if you used a hydrogenated oil (think Crisco), the oil wouldn't separate out from the peanuts.
The rest, as they say, is history.
I prefer the peanuts and peanut oil in the same jar without the sugar myself. The oil separates out, true, but if you turn the unopened jar upside-down for a day and then store it right-side up in the refrigerator after opening, it's not a problem.
When I was in first grade (early 70's), my elementary school would send us home for lunch, and on occasion we would go to other classmate's houses. The first time I went to another kids house, his mom made us skippy peanut butter and smuckers on wonder bread. Having parents who were/are free thinking liberals, we had grown up with organic and whole foods and this was totally new to my system. About a half hour into the school period when we were back, I was doubled over in pain, got sent to the nurse, and then sent home. My mother had to explain to me that not all people read the labels of their food and can be easily fooled by commercials, even people who love their children and think they are doing the best thing for them aren't always doing so. So hey choosy mother's---make a better choice.
As far as creamy or crunchy, the choice couldn't be more obvious.
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Something completely tangential to the peanut butter topic is that I've discovered that some electronics hobbyists unsolder components from printed circuit boards by immersing the board in peanut oil that's been poured into an electric skillet. Seems that the oil can be heated more-or-less safely to temperatures that will melt solder--and is nontoxic.ArnoldGottlieb wrote:Hey Chuck, I am liking your posts lately.
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Jif is the worlds greatest peanut butter-even better than "Bama".MartyNeilan wrote:My wife likes creamy, and I like crunchy, so we only have creamy in the house (usually Jif).
If choosy moms choose Jif, what do moms who don't dive a darn choose?
Creamy is best for dentures.Butter and dill pickles help the stuff slide down and not stick to the roof of your mouth when you have it in a sandwich. Don't even want it to get close to my leadpipe.
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Crunchy or creamy?
I believe it is my duty to let all of Tubenetdome(is there such a word?) know that there is only one kind of peanut butter--Peter Pan Crunchy. Peanut butter and jelly = good. Peanut butter and banana =very good. Peanut butter and honey = outstanding.
Now you are all properly informed....
Now you are all properly informed....
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Re: Crunchy or creamy?
I totally agree, although you left off the one combination that was my favorite as a child, peanut butter and bacon. I can feel my arteries clogging just thinking of it.TubaRay wrote:I believe it is my duty to let all of Tubenetdome(is there such a word?) know that there is only one kind of peanut butter--Peter Pan Crunchy. Peanut butter and jelly = good. Peanut butter and banana =very good. Peanut butter and honey = outstanding.
Now you are all properly informed....