Polly Ticks

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:10 pm

snorlax wrote:Someone please splain to me why parrots are forbidden here.

Oh, not all parrots, by any means -- just the ones that have been "ticked on" (i.e., aren't "ticked off"), and mostly certain ex-Norwegian Blues that "wouldn't VOOM if you put 40,000 volts through 'em" ...

:nudge: :saynomore:

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:58 pm

THIS is a ex-parrot!

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:40 pm

bloke wrote:I've been meaning to tell you that - even though yer a 'fesser - I am under the assumption that yer an OK guy...

bloke "I have no idea to what it refers, but I just like the username 'snorlax'."

Can't be too bad. He's a Hoosier!

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:49 am

snorlax wrote:Hi, Yall...

I really don't get why ther's ban on polly ticks here...if my parrot has fleas, I jes don't understand why I cain't talk about it.

I done reckon that this here forum'd be a great place to discuss flea removal techniques.

Someone please splain to me why parrots are forbidden here.

Thanks...
Toobuh player

I'm going to attempt to guess the reason or reasons for the above. We shouldn't find it at all difficult to understand why polly ticks should be band. We are tuba and euph players. Many of us play in bands. Besides that, polly usually wants a cracker. Now we should be very careful mentioning that. Doc is usually very quick to show us one of those very tasteless pictures of a part of the human anatomy. This could lead to some of our more sensitive members getting ticked off.

When we consider all of this, it is very logical to understand why Sean has band polly ticks.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:38 am

Say what you will, but deer ticks are still OK

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:06 pm

windshieldbug wrote:Say what you will, but deer ticks are still OK

Oh, deer ... still, they do go well with a slice of Lyme, don't they?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:15 pm

No, those are ticks from my pet fish, Eric; Eric the fish. He's an halibut.

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:41 pm

windshieldbug wrote:No, those are ticks from my pet fish, Eric; Eric the fish. He's an halibut.

Ahhhh ... so, they're just for 'im, eh?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:49 pm

Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:54 pm

windshieldbug wrote:Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.

'ard to find one with a decent scale, innit?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:06 pm

Well, I should 'ope so! I had to pay a lot for 'im. Sixty quid, and eight for the fruit-bat.

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:56 pm

Bloody 'ell! Sixty quid's a right packet ... 'specially if it's "just for the halibut" ...

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:28 pm

well, I also got 'alf a bee, too. Eric's 'is name, Eric the Half-Bee. He had an accident.

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:56 am

windshieldbug wrote:well, I also got 'alf a bee, too. Eric's 'is name, Eric the Half-Bee. He had an accident.

Sounds like that'd bee painful! So, they're all named Eric, are they?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:40 am

There's nothing so odd about that: Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul!

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:00 pm

I got a bleedin' license for my pet cat Eric!

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:45 pm

Brassdad wrote:I got a bleedin' license for my pet cat Eric!

That's a dog license with the word cat written in, in crayon!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:54 am

The man from the cat detector van didn't have the right form.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:28 pm

It was from the "Ministry of Housng"

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:36 pm

"Housinge"! It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant!. I never seen so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards! And Eric, being such a happy cat, was a piece of cake!

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