What equipment does Carol Jantsch use?

[Kevin Hendrick]

... I don't know that much of this expression is about worship per se - it's about respecting someone of great ability, hopefully regardless of gender, looks, age, etc.

Exactly!

[tubatooter1940]

I almost regret being the first tubenetter to propose marriage to the lovely and talented Ms. Carol. She may have an aversion to pot-bellied old geezers or laugh at my pathetic attempts to woo her.
But you never know until you try. She might find me amusing or super-talented. (Might!) I mean no disrespect but I have this powerful urge to buy her a house.

[iiipopes]

Then there was the middle section of the English "art" song I sang at state contest as a freshman in high school, for which I received a "I" rating, of course:

"Dispair gives courage oft to men and if she smile, why then?
Why then? And if she smile...Why then? Why then? Why then! Why Then!...."

[Rick Denney]

...but I have to wonder as a logical person, why don't the females who frequent this board jokingly reference marriage to attractive young male tuba players on a regular basis?

Which females would those be (present company excepted, of course). There is only a handful of ladies on Tubenet, at least who have identified themselves as such.

And at least one of them hasn't been uninterested in male tuba players.

Come to think of it, young male tuba players who have 1.) displayed extraordinary talent and maturity, and 2.) are photogenic are about as small a handful as the ladies.

But everyone knows the proposals are in jest, because tuba players only marry flute players.

Rick "who married a flute-player wannabe who was prevented from playing flute by a father who claimed it was 'sissy'" Denney

[J Stowe]

Why would it be bad for a girl to play flute if it's sissy? I mean.. isn't that the point?

[TexTuba]

But everyone knows the proposals are in jest, because tuba players only marry flute players.

Actually, I'm marrying a sax player. Where did I go wrong?!!

Ralph

[windshieldbug]

What's the difference between a sax and a bagpipes?

With bagpipes, at least you can try to walk away from the noise...

[TubaRay]

But everyone knows the proposals are in jest, because tuba players only marry flute players.

Actually, I'm marrying a sax player. Where did I go wrong?!!
Ralph

You might want to contemplate that one for quite a while, Ralph. This might qualify for the "Unnatural Acts" category.

[TexTuba]

But everyone knows the proposals are in jest, because tuba players only marry flute players.

Actually, I'm marrying a sax player. Where did I go wrong?!!
Ralph

You might want to contemplate that one for quite a while, Ralph. This might qualify for the "Unnatural Acts" category.

Ralph

[jdsalas]

Some Marry Oboe Players!

[Rick Denney]

Why would it be bad for a girl to play flute if it's sissy? I mean.. isn't that the point?

That was her question.

Rick "offering no explanations" Denney

[TubaRay]

Why would it be bad for a girl to play flute if it's sissy? I mean.. isn't that the point?

That was her question.
Rick "offering no explanations" Denney

I'd take this a step further. I much prefer girls/ladies who are at least a little bit sissy.

[Rick Denney]

I'd take this a step further. I much prefer girls/ladies who are at least a little bit sissy.

Me, too.

When we were dating, she mentioned to me that she needed a new car. Since she sold chemicals at the time, I suggested a small pickup truck so her samples would not find their way into the air she had to breathe all day. She looked at me and said, "I can't drive a truck. I'm a girl."

Rick "blessed beyond deserving" Denney

[TubaRay]

I'd take this a step further. I much prefer girls/ladies who are at least a little bit sissy.

Me, too.

When we were dating, she mentioned to me that she needed a new car. Since she sold chemicals at the time, I suggested a small pickup truck so her samples would not find their way into the air she had to breathe all day. She looked at me and said, "I can't drive a truck. I'm a girl."

Rick "blessed beyond deserving" Denney

That's my kind of girl. And you are "blessed beyond deserving," as am I.

[MartyNeilan]

I'm going out on a date with a band teacher Friday night. She thinks my equipment is just fine.

I didn't think most band directors wanted 3/4 sized equipment anymore?!?!

[Kevin Hendrick]

But everyone knows the proposals are in jest, because tuba players only marry flute players.

Actually, I'm marrying a sax player. Where did I go wrong?!!
Ralph

You might want to contemplate that one for quite a while, Ralph. This might qualify for the "Unnatural Acts" category.

Actually, it might work out OK (if they don't mind their progeny growing up to be ophicleide players -- or was that what you were referring to? ) ...

The combination you really want to avoid is sax and violin(s)!

[TubaRay]

Man, i can't even imagine what it must be like to have people start a 7 page thread over what horns I play..... damn that must be either really flattering or incredibly awkward and wierd.

Or both!

[pulseczar]

So who is this Carol Jantsch?



I heard she obtained world peace just by playing her tuba (see Bill and Ted)

[Tubaryan12]

So who is this Carol Jantsch?

Let's just save time and add in our favorite lines from the "Who is Bloke" thread (changing the gender, of course). I'll start.

To paraphrase the elephant:

Did she abscond with the church funds? Run off with a senator's husband? I like to think she killed a man. It's the Romantic in me.

[iiipopes]

I'll, be home, for Christmas....