Yo' momma's so fat...

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Sun May 28, 2006 7:08 pm

Your mother is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

neil · Post by **neil** » Sun May 28, 2006 7:11 pm

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Sun May 28, 2006 7:23 pm

Your mama is so fat she, fell in love and broke it.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Sun May 28, 2006 7:24 pm

Yoor mama is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Sun May 28, 2006 7:25 pm

Your mama is so fat, God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Sun May 28, 2006 7:28 pm

you mama is so fat, she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Sun May 28, 2006 7:30 pm

your mama is so fat, her favorite food is seconds.....man I gotta cut this out

J Stowe · Post by **J Stowe** » Sun May 28, 2006 7:50 pm

your mama's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Sun May 28, 2006 8:50 pm

...when she sat around the house, she actaully sat around the house!

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Sun May 28, 2006 9:24 pm

Yo' Momma is so fat that if she was standing at the back of a classroom and turned around real fast, she'd erase the black board.

Doug@GT · Post by **Doug@GT** » Mon May 29, 2006 12:31 am

...her shadow weighs 200 pounds.

tubaman5150 · Post by **tubaman5150** » Mon May 29, 2006 12:48 am

Your mama is so fat...
When she dances, the radio station skips a beat.
She can wear a VCR as a beeper.
She can roll over a dollar bill and make four quarters.

poomshanka · Post by **poomshanka** » Mon May 29, 2006 1:37 am

Your mama is so fat...

...the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

...she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

...when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

...she can't even jump to a conclusion.

...she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

And my favorite...

...when she dances, she makes the band skip.

timayer · Post by **timayer** » Mon May 29, 2006 12:05 pm

Yo' mama's so fat the only reason men are attracted to her is her graviational pull...

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:10 pm

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:11 pm

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:11 pm

Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:12 pm

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:12 pm

Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:13 pm

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!