Yo' momma's so fat...

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:13 pm

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:15 pm

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:16 pm

And in honor of Memorial Day

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.

Tom Mason · Post by **Tom Mason** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:50 pm

When she stepped on the scales, it said "Damn, two of you get off!"

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:28 pm

Yo momma's so fat, yo father thought he had a threesome on his honeymoon.

Doug@GT · Post by **Doug@GT** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:49 pm

Your momma is so fat she thinks Brassdad is making fun of skinny people.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue May 30, 2006 7:19 am

We could always shift to yo mommas' so UGLY.

Alex Reeder · Post by **Alex Reeder** » Tue May 30, 2006 7:54 am

Let us have it!

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue May 30, 2006 9:35 am

Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue May 30, 2006 9:36 am

Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue May 30, 2006 9:36 am

Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue May 30, 2006 9:37 am

Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue May 30, 2006 9:38 am

Yo momma's so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue May 30, 2006 9:39 am

Back to topic...

Your momma's so fat, she's half Irish, half Italian, and half American.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue May 30, 2006 9:40 am

Your momma's so fat, she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue May 30, 2006 9:42 am

Bloke's so fat he whistles bass.....oops, wrong lead in.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue May 30, 2006 9:43 am

your momma has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue May 30, 2006 9:46 am

Your momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue May 30, 2006 9:47 am

Your momma's so fat she can't even fit in the chat room.

which could explain the lack of protest over this thread!

I'd better quit before I cross 500 posts on this alone.

THE TUBA · Post by **THE TUBA** » Tue May 30, 2006 12:03 pm

If yo' momma were a tuba, she'd be a 600/4.

Yo' momma's so fat, she uses a Yorkbrunner as a coffee mug

Yo momma so fat, she ate the York #3

Yo momma so fat, she uses the sheet music to Mahler symphonies as napkins

Yo momma so fat, the only way to catch her is to use the internet

Yo momma sat on the stock market in 1939

TubeNet

Yo' momma's so fat...

your momma's sooooo fat,

Mothers with a particularly obscene girth