Yo' daddy's so stupid...

Rick Denney · Post by **Rick Denney** » Wed May 31, 2006 4:45 pm

bloke wrote:...OK guys...

...he read this thread.

Rick "getting there first, for once" Denney

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:07 pm

Your daddy's so stupid, that when your momma had twins he went looking for the other guy.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:09 pm

Your daddy's so stupid he looked in the mirror and said someones in the house.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:11 pm

Your daddy's so stupid, he tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on his foot.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:12 pm

Your daddy's so stupid, he ordered his sushi well done.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:13 pm

Your daddy's so stupid, he thought asphalt was a skin disease.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:14 pm

Your daddy's so stupid, he thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:14 pm

ready; break!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:23 pm

Yo daddy's so stupid that when somebody told him that it was
chilly outside he came out with a bowl and a spoon.

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Wed May 31, 2006 10:49 pm

Yo daddy's so stupid he bought a bottle of One-A-Day vitamins and asked the pharmacist how many to take.

(my wife really did this once)

pg · Post by pg » Wed May 31, 2006 11:43 pm

Or how about he's so . . . . . whatever.

He's so skinny - he has to run back and forth in the shower to get wet.

Chuck(G) · Post by **Chuck(G)** » Wed May 31, 2006 11:49 pm

...so stupid that he studied for a blood test.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed May 31, 2006 11:54 pm

Yo daddy so stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said, "Concentrate".

Chuck(G) · Post by **Chuck(G)** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:39 am

Yo daddy's so stupid that when I told him the drinks were on the house, he went looking for a ladder.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:56 am

Yo daddy's so stupid that he got hit by a parked car!

Tom Mason · Post by **Tom Mason** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:26 am

That when his coach asked him if he could pass the football, he said "If I can swallow it, I can pass it."

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:22 am

Yo daddy is soooooo stupid, that he smiles when he plays his viola, 'cause ignorance is bliss and what he doesn't know can't hurt him.

CJ Krause · Post by **CJ Krause** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:14 pm

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:43 pm

Yo daddy's so stupid, he's considering buying a euphonium.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:49 pm

How many euphoniums does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high.

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