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Yo daddy so stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said, "Concentrate".
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Yo daddy's so stupid that when I told him the drinks were on the house, he went looking for a ladder.
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Yo daddy's so stupid that he got hit by a parked car!
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Yo daddy's sooooo stupid...........

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Yo daddy is soooooo stupid, that he smiles when he plays his viola, 'cause ignorance is bliss and what he doesn't know can't hurt him.
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Yo
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Yo daddy's so stupid, he's considering buying a euphonium.
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How many euphoniums does it take to change a light bulb?



None. They can't get up that high. :oops:
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that
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...back on track...

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CJ Krause wrote:PWD
What is "PWD"?

Do you mean PWN3D?
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Matthew Gilchrest wrote:
CJ Krause wrote:PWD
What is "PWD"?
Perhaps:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PWD
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Yo daddy's so stupid, he failed a survey
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...he became a teacher for the money.
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Brassdad wrote:Yo daddy's so stupid, he's considering buying a euphonium.
Exactly, he shouldnt even think before buying one.
windshieldbug wrote:How many euphoniums does it take to change a light bulb?



None. They can't get up that high. Embarassed
So that means tubas play in the dark?
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CJ Krause wrote:
Carroll wrote:
Matthew Gilchrest wrote: What is "PWD"?
Perhaps:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PWD
Is Charlie hip to this scene?
its not that but that is funny
gave me a good laugh
How about
http://www.pwd.org.au/
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Carroll wrote:How about
http://www.pwd.org.au/
Hey! We're tuba players! Isn't that D enough!? :shock:
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