I got a kick out of George Carlin on the Leno Show night before last. He says you can tell if you are in Heaven or Hell by the following:
In Heaven...
- the Swiss run the hotels.
- the Italians are the lovers.
- the Germans are the engineers/mechanics.
- the French are the cooks.
- the English are the police.
In Hell...
- the Swiss are the lovers.
- the Italians are the engineers/mechanics.
- the Germans are the police.
- the French run the hotels.
- the English are the cooks.
Heaven and Hell
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Man, that is an old, old joke, but it looks like he made it more complicated. In the old version it was
Heaven:
French are the cooks
Italians are the lovers
Germans are the mechanics
English are the diplomats
Hell:
French are the diplomats
Italians are the mechanics
Germans are the lovers
English are the cooks
-Eric
Heaven:
French are the cooks
Italians are the lovers
Germans are the mechanics
English are the diplomats
Hell:
French are the diplomats
Italians are the mechanics
Germans are the lovers
English are the cooks
-Eric
