pirate supplies needed

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:34 pm

Hey! Here's a start!

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-3X5-Jolly-Roger ... dZViewItem

and this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Nautical-HEAVY-WOOD ... dZViewItem

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:41 pm

schlepporello wrote:
TubaTinker wrote:Hey! Here's a start!

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-3X5-Jolly-Roger ... dZViewItem

and this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Nautical-HEAVY-WOOD ... dZViewItem
If nothing else, it'd make a way cool bell cover.

Being a pirate might be fun! Here's yet another valuable resource:
http://www.piratesinfo.com/

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:01 pm

Pirates don't buy their clothes. They steal them or take them from their dead victims.

Learn the following phrase,

"ARRRRRRRRGH!"

Daryl Fletcher · Post by **Daryl Fletcher** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:05 pm

Be sure to add one of these to your list:

prototypedenNIS · Post by **prototypedenNIS** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:49 pm

Since there have been a couple comments on lawyers....

So this engineer dies and gets sent to hell (accidentally).
He looks around at th place, sits down, and starts drawing up blueprints. Within several days he's the most popular guy in hell. He redesigned the layout to make the depths of hell more accessable with elevators and escalators, he installed a complex sprikler system to take care of the excess fire, he even installed an air conditioning system to cool the place down to a more comfortable temperature.
Soon enough, word makes its' way to heaven about what he's done and St. Peter realizes that there was a bureaucratic error in the paperwork and the engineer was supposed to go to heaven. So God and Satan have a sit down to discuss the matter.
God- "We made a mistake, the engineer should be in heaven not hell. I would like to take him now."

Satan- "No, he's making it very comfortable down here, you should see what he's doing to my place!"

God- "Fine, then I'll sue you to get him back!"

Satan breaks out into laughter- "Where are you going to get a lawyer?"

Joe Baker · Post by **Joe Baker** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:21 pm

So this guy meets a pirate. Pirate's the real thing, too: peg leg,
hook, eye patch.

Man: You know, I've never met a pirate before. If you
don't mind me asking, how did you lose your leg?

Pirate: Arrr, matey, no trouble a'tall. I was sailin' into
HongKong when we hit a reef. The mizzenmast, she broke free
and fell on me leg, trapping it against the starboard railin'. The
ship, she was a-goin' down fast, so I whips out me knife, cuts
off me leg, and swims to safety.

Man: Wow, that's an amazing story! So, how did you get
your hook?

Pirate: Well, I was out fishin' in me skiff one day when I
reached overboard to pull up a great seabass. Just then, up
from them black waters jumps a shark, and bit off me hand.

Man: That's amazing. Well, what about your eye?

Pirate: Arrr a cursed day that was. I was checking the
main rigging one day, and as I looked aloft, a seagull flew over,
and defiled me eye.

Man: Wow, I would have never thought that'd cause you
to lose an eye.

Pirate: Aye, but ya see lad, twas me first week with the
hook...

----------------

A pirate walks into a bar, with this huge steering wheel sticking
out the fly of his pants. The bartender looks at him and says,
"Hey, buddy, you got a steering wheel sticking out of your
pants."

The pirate sighs, and says, "Arr, I know. It's drivin' me nuts."

__________________________
Joe Baker, who thinks if you're going to be a pirate you should
at least have some good jokes to tell to people before they walk
the plank!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:24 pm

arrrrrrghh!

Joe Baker · Post by **Joe Baker** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:11 pm

You'll need this, too...

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html
__________________________
Joe Baker, who reminds everyone that Sept. 19 is "Talk Like a Pirate Day"

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:01 pm

One way to tell if your kid's going to grow up to be a pirate?
He asks you, " Arrrrrr we there yet?"

J Stowe · Post by **J Stowe** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:06 pm

Ninjas are so much better than pirates.. I mean, Batman could totally kick Jack Sparrow's ***.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:37 pm

schlepporello wrote:Maybe so, but how many Ninjas do you know who have a pegleg, a hook for a hand and a parrot on their shoulder?

Those would be the HMO ninjas...

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:47 pm

Looks liek this guy forgot where the leg ennded and the neck began.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:53 pm

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgh!, Yer a couple years too late for this!

and, I wouldn't want to be one to judge and say your idea is squirrely

Oh........................can I sign on to her crew? I'll put down the euphonium and pick up the horn pipe...

TexTuba · Post by **TexTuba** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:49 pm

J Stowe wrote:Ninjas are so much better than pirates.. I mean, Batman could totally kick Jack Sparrow's ***.

So you're saying that Batman is a ninja!?! I think not!!

For your amusement:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpTaBulIL_w

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:43 pm

"Those who die will be the lucky ones!"

Brucom · Post by **Brucom** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:17 pm

Q: What has eight arms and eight legs?
A: Eight pirates.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:24 am

Q: What has eight arms, eight legs, eight eyes, and eight parrots?
A: Eight pirates.

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:26 am

I'm glad this thread came back.
Hear about the pirate with a peg leg and a peg head as well?
His parrot was a ventriloquist.