Favorite Bloke Quotes

[MartyNeilan]

Are you some sort of socialist/conformist/dopist?

I'm not "functional in the world". For whatever cRaZy reasons,

1/ I relax each evening not by watching mindless sitcoms and news drivel, but by reading junk that a bunch of toobuh playuhz wrote and responding to some of it. 2/ I graduated with highest honors with teaching and performance qualifications, tried being a band director and teaching at two large ("major", I guess) universities but quit all of those jobs after a year each because the fact that only one or two students would put in as much effort as I did made it...boring. 3/ I play the toobuh for money, for pity's sake and 4/ take 'em apart and put 'em back together again for mo' money . 5/ I couldn't imagine working full-time for someone else, because I don't like being told what to do and when to do it. 6/ Its hard for me to go to church, because I don't like being assaulted by other adult males who want to tawk about "spowerts" 7/ I avoid parties, neighborhood meetings, and the like for the same reason. 8/ I'm moving out to the country because I find most people annoying, and hopefully mostly people who I like, people I find fascinating, or people who need my services will go to the trouble to come visit me. 9/ I think Democrats are full of ****, but conversely I find that Republicans contain plentiful supplies of fecal matter. 10/ I continue to be astonished and disappointed by people who are more interested in being provided for than in developing and improving their abilities to provide.

so...Gimme some doctor prescribed speed, so I can be an assistant manager at a WALMART, wear a white dress shirt and tie, earn "great benefits", receive a nomination from the church deaconate committee, drink beer at foo-baw games - an' y-e-e-e-l-l !!!, watch the same sitcoms and other **** everyone else watches (subscribe to K-bull), and work towards an "attractive retirement package" with a nice supplimented 401K...

NOT

[Gravid]

When asked abt quadruple tonguing, he replied . . .

I used to have an old Subaru that went uh-cuh-tuh-puh, uh-cuh-tuh-puh

[windshieldbug]

Why?