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Alan Baer: in the NYPO & the Iron Butt Association

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By VERENA DOBNIK
Associated Press Writer
July 28, 2006, 7:21 PM EDT

NEW YORK -- Alan Baer has a special hobby: It involves a motorcycle. A tuba. And buns of steel.

The New York Philharmonic's tuba player belongs to a club whose members do long-distance "endurance" motorcycle trips, such as his 2 1/2-day, 2,000-mile odyssey to Vail, Colo., for the orchestra's performances this summer.




As a member of the Iron Butt Association, Baer rides a Honda ST1300 with his tuba strapped tightly across his back.

"The macho thing in leather _ looking good _ is not what motorcycle biking is about for me," says the 40-year-old musician. "It's transportation, and it gives me time to think, time alone to unwind."

It also gives him time to rehearse the scores he's playing _ on two wheels. Baer listens to his iPod, mentally rehearsing the music beamed through speakers in his helmet.

During the regular Philharmonic season in New York, Baer bikes south along the Hudson River from his home in New City, about 30 miles north of Manhattan, to Lincoln Center.

His wife, freelance trombonist Noreen Baer, occasionally rides with him, bringing along her trombone on a trailer hitched to the Honda. Their 8-year-old daughter, Julia, who plays violin, also is a bike fan.

But Baer travels solo for the Chicago-based Iron Butt Association, whose 20,000 worldwide members _ from Russia to Turkey to Brazil _ can each cover at least 1,000 miles nonstop in 24 hours (except for short breaks to refuel).

Some members ride as a group, an experience Baer likens to playing with other musicians.

At top speeds on the highway, "you must be attuned to the other riders, since the slightest miscue can result in an accident," he says. "It's not unlike learning to read the body language of the bass trombone sitting near you in the orchestra, so you can anticipate what they're going to do."

But there's a difference between sitting for hours onstage with the Philharmonic and sitting on a motorcycle for 16 hours _ the length of Baer's trip to the orchestra's first rehearsal in Vail last week.

Special accessories come into play: the "Alaskan butt pad," for instance, a custom-made sheepskin seat cover that cushions the ride; or underwear that's light and breathes well for those stretches of desert where temperatures soar above 100 degrees.

"The motor puts out an incredible amount of heat, and you're sitting on it, dressed in full, padded riding gear," Baer explains. Some "endurance" remedies include diaper-rash ointment and a concoction called "Anti-Monkey Butt Powder."

No explanation needed.

It's not for nothing that the association hosts rides with names like the "SaddleSore 5000" and the "BunBurner Gold."

"There's nothing elegant about it," says Baer, letting out a carefree laugh during a telephone interview from Vail.

It's all worth it, says the Erie, Pa., native, for moments such as rolling into Colorado at sunset while listening to the soundtrack of "Troy," a 2004 movie based on the mythical Greek love story.

"As the suns sets, you start seeing the colors from the sand and rocks _ awash in oranges, yellows, browns, like the 'purple mountain majesty' in 'American the Beautiful'," he says. "You can go really fast _ over 100. And the music is powerful, with lots of brass and drums going on. It's gorgeous."

For Baer, the art of motorcycle riding is as much fun as playing with the Philharmonic _ especially "big passages in a Mahler symphony, with the tuba and whole brass section blowing together. You feel like you're holding up the section, giving it a carpet to ride on."
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Does he really ride with the horn strapped to his back? That has to be tough - especially long distances at highway speeds - not to mention the 100 MPH he mentioned.

Can you imagine the havoc that would happen having a tuba strapped to you in an accident and sliding at 70 MPH on concrete pavement? Talk about your road rash - on both you AND the horn!

Every couple of years I do 200 miles in a day bicycle rides (10 hour ride time) - at the end of the day I don't have an Iron Butt - I've got one VERY SORE BUTT! ':cry:'
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prayers and good luck to Mr. Baer. May he and his tuba get to Colorado in one piece.
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I'm not sure the "tuba strapped to the back" is literal, although I'm sure I'd love to see a picture of how he does it. I'm thinking "tuba strapped to something like a Harley sissy bar" is more like what it really is.

Twelve years ago I had a Sportster. I loved it. I hated it. I showed it off. I really tried to "get into it." I kept thinking, "Why do I take more time to prepare to ride, than to actually ride?" I got it above 45 mph once, when I tried riding it on the interstate. Once. Even with a full face "safety" visor helmet as safe as I could purchase, full leathers, heavy boots, gloves and ear plugs. Once. I had my one hoop-la ride, as I live near "Historic" Route 66, and I rode it home from where I bought it on the old asphault. I don't understand the nostalgia. Two lane curvy roads are dangerous, even if you do grow up only a block away, literally, as I really did. Greasy spoons are just that - greasy. I finally traded it and the car I was driving at the time even up for a 1987 Jaguar XJ-6 to go with my E-type. I enjoyed that much more in the long run, and drove the XJ-6 many miles. But that's another story. And much easier on my backside, as well!
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Riding with the tuba literally on your back is completely possible. I've seen it first hand as there is a local pro who has the same mindset at Mr. Baer. it seems.
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There was an article about this last year and I believe his horn was taken with the rest of the instruments from the orchestra while he rode on his own.
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I prefer my sailboat but motorcycling is almost as much fun.
I would avoid biking with a tuba aboard. Too much hassle, more risk.
My dreadnought guitar took up the whole V-berth of my sailboat so I bought a mini-Martin Backpacker that is easy to stow. Wish I could find a mini-tuba that plays and stows as well.
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I did my masters with Al when he was in Milwaukee, and remember once seeing him on his Honda Valkyrie with his CC tuba on his back on the interstate. I seem to recall also thinking at that moment that he was truly nuts, so it wouldn't surprise me if he still rides to rehearsals like this.

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harold wrote:As a very experienced motorcycle rider, I have to note how extremely dangerous this practice is. 16 hours on a motorcycle is foolish. 16 hours on a motorcycle with a tuba strapped to your back is exceptionally foolhardy.
Naw, to cover the 2,000 miles in 16 hours would only require that he average 125 mph. This is a very safe speed.
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tofu wrote: Can you imagine the havoc that would happen having a tuba strapped to you in an accident and sliding at 70 MPH on concrete pavement? Talk about your road rash - on both you AND the horn!
At 70mph, a motorcycle crash will make irrelevant anything strapped to your back, be it York #1, a Faberge egg, or the Ark of the Covenant. It doesn't take much of a hospital bill to out-value a tuba.
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Onebaplayer wrote:Riding with the tuba literally on your back is completely possible. I've seen it first hand as there is a local pro who has the same mindset at Mr. Baer. it seems.
Well, alrighty then - I stand, or sit, corrected.
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"As the suns sets, you start seeing the colors from the sand and rocks _ awash in oranges, yellows, browns, like the 'purple mountain majesty' in 'American the Beautiful'," he says. "You can go really fast _ over 100. And the music is powerful, with lots of brass and drums going on. It's gorgeous."
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Gator wrote:
Two words for the kids out in the studio audience: organ donor
One of my neighbor's an ER doc and calls 'em "donorcycles".
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At least he's not riding while wearing a sousaphone.
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iiipopes wrote:
Onebaplayer wrote:Riding with the tuba literally on your back is completely possible. I've seen it first hand as there is a local pro who has the same mindset at Mr. Baer. it seems.
Well, alrighty then - I stand, or sit, corrected.
For about half of my relatively recent college career, I was sans automobile - one of the tradeoffs of going to college in your 30's with a wife and kid(s). I would bicycle back and forth to the school almost a mile away, often twice daily. I would also bike to the local middle school for teaching lessons, and sometimes local gigs or churches. It was not uncommon for me to have a bass trombone or tuba on my back. The F tuba or 2145 were no problem, but the massive 2155R was a little cumbersome - but still doable. I have even biked a number of times wearing a tux and carrying a tuba. Thunderstorms were the most fun, but a full rainsuit and waterproof hiking boots made it tolerable.

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Hopefully he wears a helmet, unlike a certain NFL quarterback... Seriously, how many sports figures have been injured by motorcycles? Big Ben with the Steelers, Kevin Winslow with the Browns, Jay Williams with the Bulls... We need to get Mr. Baer some body guards, his own bike gang, if you will, to ensure that the ride of his Valkyrie never ends a crash. Imagine seeing 10 guys on cycles with tubas strapped on their backs. Finally a motorcycle with an effective horn. Talk about dangerous...
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Okay,
I'm not as nuts as the the lady who wrote that article makes me out to be....
This is what I told her.. the tuba traveled by truck to Colorodo,
The tuba will travel back and forth to the hotel on the bike.....
only a couple miles... If for a distance run, I use a trailer that I designed for hauling horns.
No, 16 hour ride are NOT dangerous if the bike is set up properly and you do this alot. Check out the IBA site, some very interesting reading.
Have a great summer, I will!
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Have a great summer, Alan.
Yesterday, (Sunday) my motorcycle had a flat tire (rear,thank you ,Lord) forcing me to ride 3 miles at 10 mph on the flat to a place where I could leave the bike and walk 2 more miles home. My Yamaha dealer is closed on Sunday and Monday (pox be upon him) so I run it up on my trailer just in time for a major rainstorm (we've been in a drought for 6 months) and now I will have to drain the carbs. Phooey!
I took my school sousaphone home on my bicycle to jump in the tub with it after I rotated it and a dead bat fell out. What a ring we left in mom's tub. Mom was so mad at us.
I think somebody's out to get me. :cry:
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Boy, we've come along way since I used to shove my homework in my trumpet case, balance it between the handle bars of my "Spyder" "Banana Seat" bike with the de riguer huge STP decal affixed thereto and ride off to middle school!
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