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Norm Pearson
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A Very Good Investing Program!

Post by Norm Pearson »

Personally I prefer liquid assets:

401Keg Plan

If you had bought $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With MCI/Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Miller Genuine Draft (the beer, not the stock) one year ago,
drunk all the beer then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, 401KegPlan.com's current investment advice is to take that $5.00 you have left over
And drink lots and lots of beer and recycle.



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Interesting investment advice. I guess you won't be able to take those liquid assets with you if you are flying, these days.
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Post by Chuck(G) »

So, what states have a $0.10 deposit? I've got a load of empties that'll pay a 100% return.
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TubaRay wrote:I guess you won't be able to take those liquid assets with you if you are flying, these days.
Well, you can take it with you, you just have to deposit it first (in your specialized holding/filtration system) for distribution at a later time.
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Post by windshieldbug »

Just think; glass bottles probably have a better ROI! :shock:
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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