Why the tuba will never catch on.

Chuck(G) · Post by **Chuck(G)** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:11 pm

Not enough good advertising copy like this:

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:27 pm

How about:

<img src="http://www.ibowtie.com/brassforum/image ... /Trump.jpg" width="200">

Start to fire woodwinds... the very first day!
-or-

<img src="http://www.ibowtie.com/brassforum/image ... /Dubya.jpg" width="200">

Start to invade sovereign nations... the very first day!
-or-

<img src="http://www.ibowtie.com/brassforum/image ... laware.jpg" width="200">

Start to work holidays... the very first day!

Chuck(G) · Post by **Chuck(G)** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:44 pm

<img src="http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/ ... guitar.jpg">

See? Now why didn't Bill Bell ever pose in a bathing suit with a tuba for a King ad?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:52 pm

Maybe he just needed to wear sunglasses and advertize on late-nite TV...

Chuck(G) · Post by **Chuck(G)** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:39 pm

I suppose if you're after quick cash, there are easier ways than playing the tuba:

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:55 pm

Then there's always...

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:12 pm

But you can always SELL your tuba for cash...

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:57 pm

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:03 pm

" ... In fact, it could be a hindrance!"

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:23 pm

Maybe X-Ray Glasses to discover the secret of the York horns...

<img src="http://www.fljerry.com/magic_files/big/xray1.jpg" width="400">