Punch Lines

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:14 am

Then the martian looked at the new chef and said: No, no! The toe jam goes between the toes!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:48 am

So he flipped off the conductor, picked off the viola, gave home plate to the base trombone, and then they drank. And drank.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:54 am

Punch lines...

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:37 am

Kiss you? I don't even know you!

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:26 am

He said, "Rectum, damn near killed 'em!"

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:17 am

Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:21 am

'Cause ice cream ain't got no bones.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:31 am

None, they merely change the standard to darkness and then they upgrade the customers.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:10 pm

"Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

Brucom · Post by **Brucom** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:10 pm

Because he had a chicken on the end of his dick.

Brucom · Post by **Brucom** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:00 pm

That's no lady - that's my WAF.

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:45 pm

So to the slammer you go for carrying young gulls across a stately lion for immortal porpoises.

JohnMCooper · Post by **JohnMCooper** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:48 pm

So, one of the guys says "look at the two *** holes on the camel!". We got off to look and the light turned green!

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:56 pm

Pay for the Pizza.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:56 pm

He heard the snowblower coming.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:02 pm

Well, let's move on to the good news. As of last weekend, North Korea has one less nuclear bomb.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:07 pm

"That's one!"

Captain Sousie · Post by **Captain Sousie** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:58 pm

"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I'd kinda like to kiss you"

Mike Finn · Post by **Mike Finn** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:52 pm

I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco!

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:39 am

Some guys just can't tell a joke.

(Reality as well as being a punch line!)

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