Punch Lines

Teubonium · Post by **Teubonium** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:46 pm

Well I sure as hell ain't askin' for no God-damn corn flakes!

JohnMCooper · Post by **JohnMCooper** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:51 pm

Topical:

About 20ft if you have a good arm!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:03 pm

At a Star Trek memorabilia auction at Christie's, which netted more than $7 million, including a half-million for a replica of the Starship Enterprise. It's amazing how much money guys can save by not going out on dates!

TonyZ · Post by **TonyZ** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:13 pm

"I just bet that guy over there 300 bucks that I'd pee in your face and you'd laugh!"

JohnMCooper · Post by **JohnMCooper** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:35 am

"I didn't say she was insane. I said she was f*&k!%g Goofy!"

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:13 pm

the elephant wrote:Punch Lines

kegmcnabb · Post by **kegmcnabb** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:03 pm

You're Thor?!?...My ath ith bleeding!!!

Teubonium · Post by **Teubonium** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:18 pm

Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?

DBCooper · Post by **DBCooper** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:28 am

Do you have any staples? Well then do you have any gwapes?

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:02 am

I didn't say it was like making love in a canoe, I said it was F****** near water!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:08 am

"Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:43 am

"Your knees hurt? I lost the hot dog 3 bars ago!"

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:37 pm

They marched in backwards and the residents thought that they were leaving.

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:38 pm

He ate the bones, screwed the two other dogs, and left early.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:18 pm

Only Hugh can prevent florist friars

Tom Mason · Post by **Tom Mason** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:20 pm

If I can swallow it, I can pass it.......

Tom Mason

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:17 pm

One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:06 am

The koala tea of Mercy is never strained.

Brucom · Post by **Brucom** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:30 pm

After that cue ball, he sizes everything.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:51 pm

"Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.

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