I have seen the craziest movie I think I will ever see!

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I have seen the craziest movie I think I will ever see!

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It's called Female Troubles featuring Divine, and I've never seen anything so revolting and sickening, but now I want to see it again. Anybody see this movie?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072979/
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Some movies are so bad, they're good. :D
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Here is some bottom drawer badness. This one made it to two sequels.

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Troma built an empire on movies so bad they were good.
I think Toxic Avenger might have made to three sequels, but I didn't keep track of it.
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I don't mean it's bad. It's just weird and insane.

*coughThere's fat sex in itcoughreally fat sex, Divine fat sexcough*
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I think the two worst movies I've seen are "C.H.U.D." and "Surf Nazis Must Die." The latter was so bad I couldn't finish it.
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Surf Nazis Must Die
That was so bad it was just bad.

If you want weird: The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover.
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Post by iiipopes »

Damn! The elephant beat me to it AGAIN!

Then there's the Romero Dead trilogy that has to be right up there with it: Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, their remakes and permutations:

http://www.homepageofthedead.com/

Oh, yeah -- don't forget Repo Man! And may you also have a happy flight to nuclear nirvana!

But most appropriate to this war and terror infested society some would like us to believe we need to live in:

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. And I'll be seeing you in ALL the old, familiar places!
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Some all-time greats of terrible.

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Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! was on AMC a couple nights ago. I've heard about it, seen the box at the store, but never actually saw the flick.

Wild movie.

Some of the others being mentioned are bad on purpose, which I'd consider to be a more admirable goal than "legitimate" movies that just suck.

A genuinely lame movie that I've seen? Actually, if it weren't for the musical talent, I'd say Blues Brothers 2000. I'm not sure if I've been more disappointed.
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