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decisions, decisions........
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bloke wrote:12. Sing along at the opera.
Especially on the arias written for coloratura soprano (e.g. Queen of the Night). Bound to get profound respect from your fellow audience members.

OTOH, on "sing along Messiah" events where the solos are sung by audience members at large, I've been known to get up with the ladies and sing "I know that My Redeemer Liveth" in my best falsetto...

Does that qualify as insane?
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Scooby Tuba wrote:
Chuck(G) wrote:I've been known to get up with the ladies and sing "I know that My Redeemer Liveth" in my best falsetto...
I think I'd pay money to see and hear that! 8)
Not me.

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bloke wrote:12. Sing along at the opera.
12A. On an aria written for coloratura soprano, wave your arms, stop the performance, ascend to the stage, and apologize for the singer's "off color" performance. Then declare that, "... we tried to get Michael Richards, but he just slurred EVERYTHING!"
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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windshieldbug wrote:
bloke wrote:12. Sing along at the opera.
12A. On an aria written for coloratura soprano, wave your arms, stop the performance, ascend to the stage, and apologize for the singer's "off color" performance. Then declare that, "... we tried to get Michael Richards, but he just slurred EVERYTHING!"
If you'd have the guts to do that, you very definitely have a........courage.
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[quote="Chuck(G)"

Does that qualify as insane?[/quote]

Maybe rude, maybe kinky, but not insane. :roll:
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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