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Post by Captain Sousie »

...but doggone it, still funny.

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Post by Michael Woods »

That just seems nasty to me.
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Is that a Genuine Selman?
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lgb&dtuba wrote:Is that a Genuine Selman?
One can certainly stick their man in it, but I think it would be tough to sell anything that comes out.
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And to think that they're probably training future generations of Octoberfest participants...
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"Oh....you want me to sit in with the band!"
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Post by tubatooter1940 »

My Russian Army tuba would have made a rightous pee pot but I gave it to my friend for a wall hanging (fern-in-bell) for his garden.
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Post by Ace »

Sort of gives a new definition to "flushing out" the instrument.

What kind of demented mind would make a urinal out of a brass instrument? Maybe it's the kind of guy that parties with a lampshade on his head.
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Hahaha...reminds me of a joke...Should I post it in this thread?
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tubaguy9 wrote:Hahaha...reminds me of a joke...Should I post it in this thread?
Why not?
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Post by tubaguy9 »

Okay...here it is...Dunno if it was on the Friday's Funny...

So, a guy goes into a bar. Therefore, orders a few drinks. So, finally, after drinking, he has to go to the bathroom. (I know, big surprise to all of us!) So, he asks the bartender, "Sir, where is the bathroom?" The bartender replies,"Down the hall, on the left." So, he goes down the hall, and to the right, instead of left, and sits down on a golden toilet. So, he's thinking to himself that this bar has quite the class, due to the fact that they have a golden toilet. So, a few days later, the formerly drunk guy calls up the bar, and compliments the manager for what class the bar has. Soon as that happened, the manager yells out, "Hey, Joe, We found the guy who crapped in your tuba!"
I think I might end up as a grumpy old man when I get old...
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