Finish the Limericks

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:07 pm

Greg wrote:
Dean E wrote:
Doc wrote: Every note played turned out wrong,
The sound was quite crass,
Like an embrochured ***...

Filtered through a Swiss-chocolate bong!

MaryAnn · Post by **MaryAnn** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:24 pm

There once was an eefer who sought out a contra

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:58 pm

MaryAnn wrote:There once was an eefer who sought out a contra

"Bigger, lower, louder!" was his mantra

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:34 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
MaryAnn wrote:There once was an eefer who sought out a contra
"Bigger, lower, louder!" was his mantra

OK, again, tighten up the meter

There once was an eefer seeking contra
With "Bigger, lower, louder," his mantra

Now, take it from there --

big_blue_tubist · Post by **big_blue_tubist** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:32 pm

Doc wrote:There once was an eefer seeking contra

With "Bigger, lower, louder," his mantra

She found her a feller

But then she turned yeller

Dean E · Post by **Dean E** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:22 pm

big_blue_tubist wrote:
Doc wrote:There once was an eefer seeking contra

With "Bigger, lower, louder," his mantra

She found her a feller
But then she turned yeller

Lipping the largo strain of his tantra

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:03 am

When he flopped out his double entendra...

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:25 am

As he cussed at his tuba.

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:55 am

Dean E wrote:
big_blue_tubist wrote:
Doc wrote:There once was an eefer seeking contra

With "Bigger, lower, louder," his mantra

She found her a feller
But then she turned yeller
Lipping the largo strain of his tantra

Mike Finn · Post by **Mike Finn** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:42 am

There once was a tubist from Nantucket,
Who's drink his beer from a bucket.

They could hear him in Cuba,
As he cussed at his tuba.

If you gave him an oyster he'd shuck it!

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:39 pm

There once was a tubist named Doc,

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:43 pm

the elephant wrote:
lgb&dtuba wrote:There once was a tubist named Doc,
Who liked to quaff pitchers of Bock

While playing a polka,

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:06 pm

tubatooter1940 wrote:
the elephant wrote:
lgb&dtuba wrote:There once was a tubist named Doc,
Who liked to quaff pitchers of Bock
While playing a polka,

He made quite a faux-pas,

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:34 pm

bloke wrote:
Doc wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote: Began to speak with much trepidation...
Although he's always right,
Others' rears he would bite

His wise-cracks amusing the nation

Dean E · Post by **Dean E** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:21 am

An Indian tuba on *bay,

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:14 am

Dean E wrote:An Indian tuba on *bay,

Stirred the Tubenet Freak Jury to say,

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:47 am

Scooby Tuba wrote:
the elephant wrote:New one (for Michael):

A violist one time played in tune
It can happen every other blue moon...

They played the wrong note

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:16 pm

bloke wrote:A far too agreeable post-er

Said "My tuba's equipped with a toaster!"

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:19 pm

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
bloke wrote:A far too agreeable post-er
Said "My tuba's equipped with a toaster!"

When I set it too dark

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:34 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
bloke wrote:A far too agreeable post-er
Said "My tuba's equipped with a toaster!"
When I set it too dark

Doc wrote:The sound is quite stark,

But it works for the ol' Pater Noster ...